Review: Kachori, Elephant & Castle

Muttar truffle kachori

Muttar truffle kachori

There are two demons inside me. One of them was saying “hey, wow, this new area around the back of Elephant & Castle is looking pretty cool now… nice urban park, handful of hip street food options, couple of sharp looking pubs, couple of glossy modern restaurants.” The other was saying “yeah, but where exactly are all the people who lived here before but now couldn’t afford even the tiniest one-bed flat in these shiny new high-rises going to live?”

I’m not a social issues blogger, though, so I’m going to chicken out of that conversation and talk about Kachori, one of the glossy modern restaurants here. It’s a big place, loads of covers, but comfy enough and they didn’t want to flip our 7pm table. There’s plenty on the menu, a mixture of more modern Indian street-food inspired stuff and curry house classics.

Bikaneri kachori

Bikaneri kachori

The best starter was boned guinea fowl off the tandoori grill. This was beautifully soft from its warmly spiced marinade and smoky from the grill. Tempered curd rice was a mildly pleasing accompaniment, new to me. We tried both of their kachoris, with a good sturdy crisp shell and – in my case – plenty of warm and green spices. I’m not sure there was much point in labelling it as a “truffled” kachori, the spices comfortably overwhelmed any hint of truffle flavour. Good though.

We had some good and not so good mains. My goat varuval was a dark and earthy dish, chunks of flavoursome meat in a dry sauce full of warming spices. Maureen’s Cod Malay Meen could have been re-badged “Cod in Cream of Tomato soup” as the smooth orangey sauce was terrifically mild in flavour to the point of being quite unappealing. But then, we had a very good tadka dal on the side, packed with garlicky and smoky flavours. The cauliflower side also had good flavour but was a bit over-salted.

Desserts were very worthy. My mango and cardamom kulfi was exactly right, plenty of perfume but not over-sweet. The salt caramel, jaggery and peanut parfait was exactly as good as it sounds, like an extremely elegant and fragrant Snickers ice cream.

You’d probably pay £45 each for food before drinks, so this isn’t a cheap meal. On the whole Kachori feels like a decent option for modern Indian, but it doesn’t sit at the top table of spice-driven restaurants with the ones I return to regularly.

Mango kulfi

Mango kulfi

Review: Pivot, Covent Garden

The terrine

The terrine

It’s always useful to know about good casual dining options near Covent Garden. So we stopped in post-ROH for a meal at Pivot early Sunday evening. Maybe we didn’t catch them at their best?

The decor is “down-at-heel central London pub with unironic UK pop culture wall art for tourists” which may be very deliberate or very lazy, I couldn’t decide. It was also really quiet, which was both surprising and also, to be fair, did no favours to the atmosphere. We’d also picked a Sunday evening, which meant the Sunday lunch menu of three starters, four roasts and a couple of puds.

The soup

The soup

The starters were… white bean soup, smoked salmon or chicken terrine. This is my problem, really: none of these are things I would normally ever order. We are in way down in retro land. I picked the soup and it was good, garlicky, hidden bits of cauli, not too creamy. Maureen had the terrine and it was inoffensive, nice piccalilli, tiny bit of white baguette. Whether the pared-back 70’s London dining aesthetic is intentional or not, it’s just going a bit far.

My roast cod was an impressive slab of fish, well cooked. The warm tartare sauce was kinda weak stuff with the consistency of a thin beurre blanc. Extra crispy roast potatoes I liked a lot. The Yorkshire pudding was quite darkly brown and yet still stodgy within, it was perfectly okay but not a great specimen. Maureen’s beef was also very well cooked and a decent piece of meat. Cabbage, beans and carrots were good accompaniments.

We didn’t stay for dessert – chocolate mousse, poached pear or ice cream weren’t reason enough. The two course Sunday roast is £32, three courses £38. That’s a pretty decent price for Covent Garden. But I’ll happily stretch a few quid more to actually enjoy my dining out! For me, the cooking at Pivot is fine but they’ve aimed for “comfort classics” and ended up just choosing some really boring ones.

The roast

The roast

Review: Lao Cafe, Covent Garden

Mushroom curry

Mushroom curry

My only brush with Laos up to now was three nights in Luang Prabang as part of a trip down the Mekong a few years ago. I remember the food as very fiery, strong on herbs, not using coconut milk and fairly distinct from neighbouring countries. I also remember wandering around the market and finding more bizarre and alarming things on sale than any other market I’ve been to. I honestly think I saw a bucket full of live tribbles. So how well does Lao Cafe bring the cuisine of Laos to central London?

Pretty well. The vibe of this small eatery is street food, with stripped back reclaimed furniture and bare industrial details. It’s all about the food and the flavours.

Herby spicy sausage

Herby spicy sausage

We pick a grilled pork neck laab, which is meant to be a salad but there’s honestly not much of anything else with the meat apart from some onion and the gravy. Still, it’s a fierce and delicious plate of pork, sharp and herbal with sweet notes and very nicely grilled.

Our other salad is a papaya salad, similar to Thai som tam but with a heavily fishy anchovy dressing. This did make the salad an unappealing dirty dishwater colour, but flavour-wise it hit all the right notes… maybe just a bit TOO fiercely hot for me. Their method of letting you choose your heat level is quirky: they ask how many chillies you want in the salad. Erm. Kinda depends how hot the chillies are? How big the salad is? I asked for 3 chillies and can report that I wish I’d gone for 1 or 2.

Pork neck laab

Pork neck laab

Anyway, a northern Laos herb sausage off the grill is absolutely bursting with fragrant spices. And the mushroom curry is a fine contrast to all the ferocity. It still has a very full-flavoured broth with some warmth and a lot of intriguing flavours in it, with a good mixture of sturdy fungi soaking in it, and for a couple of quid extra you can try ant eggs sprinkled on top. They aren’t eggs. They look like giant baby white ants. More for novelty and protein than flavour.

Lao Cafe brings a different cuisine to the middle of London, and if you like spice and haven’t tried it then you should definitely go. You can probably spend £28 each before drinks, which is good value. The dishes are a little less accomplished than some of the very best South-East Asian places around, but only a little.

Lao Cafe

Lao Cafe

Review: Ploussard, Clapham Junction

Lamb crumpet

Lamb crumpet

Ploussard is a new small-plates-and-natural-wine joint a few minutes from Clapham Junction at the foot of Northcote Road. This is obviously the classic hipster combination and of course there’s negroni on the menu and lots of natural wood on the walls, while the floor is distressed painted concrete. You get the vibe.

We picked five between two for lunch and it felt like a light lunch. Whipped cod roe was light and citrusy with good black seaweed crackers to scoop it up, nice addition of shards of pickled silverskin onion to add more flavour and texture. Blackened corn-on-the-cob with miso seaweed butter was nicely done, a good amount of blackening and the umami butter balanced the sweetness. Tomato salad with linseeds and oregano leaf felt particularly small… though maybe only because in classic small-plate style, it happened to come out all on its own between other dishes?

Corn and miso butter

Corn and miso butter

Slow roast lamb on crumpet with a topping of anchovy cream and a load of snipped chives was a really good eat. Fully flavoured lamb, soft and delicious, nicely springy crumpet and quite the salty hit from the anchovy. Bit of a signature dish, I reckon. Grilled duck hearts came with pieces of slow-roast Roscoff onions and a whipped puree of the same, along with some sweet hazelnuts. I liked every element of this little dish, but (and it might just be me) I liked them separately and didn’t really understand them together.

Still, altogether very good cooking going on at Ploussard and some nice dishes. Lunch was £26 each before drinks but we could have managed another dish (or two?) no problem. Both glasses of wine we chose were excellent finds, especially the Rhone valley orange wine I tried. I think Ploussard is a good place to have in your neighbourhood, I just can’t quite find a reason to rave about them.

Duck hearts

Duck hearts

Review: Thomas, Cardiff

Perfect mushroom parfait

Perfect mushroom parfait

I’m writing this review a bit late, really. It’s a good couple of weeks since we ate at Thomas – Tom Simmon’s Cardiff restaurant – and I didn’t take notes at the time. But! It was too good a meal not to record, so here are just a few thoughts and recollections…

It’s got a really nice “posh neighbourhood restaurant” vibe, from the decor to the service to the sensible wine list to its position in a suburban parade of shops in a slightly more upmarket-hipster neighbourhood of Cardiff. I’d come here a lot if I lived in the city!

The mushroom parfait sounds like a bit of a signature dish and it’s very worth – absolutely packed with flavour, pungent with black garlic, and in texture and umami really on a level with the very best chicken liver parfait.

Duck main

Duck main

Oooo… but what he really oughta trademark are the potatoes that came with the duck main. Very good duck, by the by, flavours of star anise and carrot. Anyway, the potatoes are like… well, first you make a potato dauphinoise. Then you let it go cold. Then you chop it up into batons and fry them like chips. See? See? You don’t even have to try them to imagine how good they are.

I remember finishing the £75 tasting menu and agreeing that this was easily excellent value and a great place for Cardiff to have at the fine-without-faff end of dining. Michelin ought to be handing them a Bib Gourmand if not a star.

Them potatoes

Them potatoes