Review: Osip, Bruton

Osip

Osip

Bruton is a tiny town on the Somerset-Wiltshire border, with two medieval schools and a rural perfection that hasn’t gone unnoticed by a scattered variety of artists, architects and antiquarians who dot the high street but wouldn’t look out of place in a quiet corner of Fitzrovia. It’s also got a Michelin star in Osip, a “farm to table” restaurant with a 6 or 9 course tasting menu.

Somehow with the farm-to-table moniker I was expecting the kind of rustic setting of Coombeshead Farm, Oxheart or The Smallholding. But Osip is a properly grown-up white tablecloth dining room with the kind of refined cooking and plating to match. Doesn’t mean it isn’t all sourced from local farm, of course, but it wasn’t quite the ambience I’d expected! Nice though.

Leek and pear salad

Leek and pear salad

We start with a good selection of snacks, including a lovely bite of battered Jerusalem artichoke with malt vinegar black garlic mayonnaise. Was as good as it sounds. Then on to some splendid malted sourdough with strongly hay-smoked butter than I loved to bits (and ate too much of). This also came with the absolute star of the evening: a broth of roast root vegetables and lapsang tea with burnt garlic oil on top. Hot, pure, gorgeous umami that was perfect for a wintery evening.

First starter was a neat little salad of leek and ricotta with thinly shaved nashi pear. Following that, celeriac porridge topped with winter truffle and grated egg yolk. Very satisfying texture and flavour from the celeriac, sweet and brassic and silky and creamy. This was followed by a fish course of sea bass, where they’d taken great care in crisping the skin to a perfect crunch without overcooking the white flesh. Nice job. The mixture of pine nut, broccoli puree and pickled kale worked well.

Venison

Venison

Main course was an excellent venison dish, local fallow deer served as saddle, fillet and belly (our taxi driver pointed out the wood the deer was from as we drove past on the way home). All splendid though the fillet was perhaps the best piece of venison I’ve had in a long while.

Two puddings. The palate cleanser was a spiffy pumpkin sorbet, though the main flavour was orange citrus, with a pool of local apply brandy on top. The main dessert was a chocolate dish, including a rich mousse, a sticky-sweet sourdough ice cream and two crisps, one of them dotted with buckwheat. A fair ending although it didn’t quite knock my socks off. The mini pastel de nata as a petit four was great.

The 9-course menu is £120 before drinks. I’d say that’s probably around the right price for the quality, although maybe more than you’d expect in rural Somerset. There wasn’t enough to ooooh and aaaah about for me to say that I’m dying to return, but there’s some really good cooking going on here.

Celeriac porridge

Celeriac porridge

Review: Tendido Cero, Chelsea

Croquetas

Croquetas

This is the “more informal tapas bar” to the high-end Spanish restaurant Cambio de Tercio over the road. But the apple doesn’t fall far etc, and we still have fine white linen and tapas that have been cooked and presented with the soul of a fine dining chef. Not that I’m complaining about comfy chairs instead of hard-bottom stools and people coming to top up your water for you.

Their tortilla is top notch, gooey on the inside but just firm enough not to be silly, perfectly seasoned too. Their “famous” jamon croquetas have a silky cheese interior and very delicate shells, not at all oily, but for me I’d just love more generosity with the ham. We also have some very friendly chunks of morcilla de burgos, topped with halves quail eggs and sitting on a spicy tomato paste. Jolly good. Finally along the trad lines, we have deep fried strips of calamari and aioli. Again, a very delicately crispy batter and squid that is still a perfect al dente and not at all chewy, very good with a squeeze of lemon.

Parsnips

Parsnips

My favourite two dishes are the more elaborate concoctions. We have roast parsnips with an aubergine puree and nut pesto. No charring on these parsnips, they are soft and golden with a sweet flavour, complemented by the smoky-sweetness of the aubergine puree and pepped up by the roasted nuts and bright green basil. This is a really splendid veg dish and very generous. Finally, we have a beautiful pluma iberica, very pink in the middle and blackened around the edges with a dark and sticky glaze. The roast pineapple chunks served with it are a perfect juicy sweet-sour accompaniment to basically some of the best pork you could ever hope to chew.

So for tapas it probably was £35 each before drinks, but it was very good tapas in convivial surrounds. The wines by the glass average around the £10 mark, so don’t be expecting a cheap glass with your meal. For myself, I actually prefer the places like Jose and Barrafina that seem to cleave more closely to the relaxed tapas culture that inspired them (not necessarily much cheaper, mind you), but if you want to feel more spiffy then Tendido Cero won’t disappoint.

Pluma Iberica

Pluma Iberica

Review: Speedboat Bar, Soho

Suckling pig

Suckling pig

To be honest, this Speedboat Bar review could be a copy-and-paste of Plaza Khao Gaeng, which is by the same folks. And that’s no bad thing, I’d love a branch of their kind of punchy, authentic, in-your-face Thai cooking down the road from me! I’d love one in every town I visit. Of course, I should probably just up and move to Thailand. But until then I’ve got Plaza Khao Gaeng and Speedboat Bar to keep me happy.

As the name implies, they’ve gone proper kitsch with the decor. It’s all unashamedly Thai gold-and-pink meets sports bar neon and team shirts. The menu isn’t a copy of Plaza, so we enjoyed a bunch of new dishes we don’t see there.

Black pepper sea bass

Black pepper sea bass

First thing we get is chicken skins with zaep seasoning. These are crispy little chunks of scrunchy goodness with a really kick-ass spicy and citric seasoning on ’em. Loveable bar snacks. Then we have black pepper stone bass. The dark inky colour of the sticky glaze-sauce gives a clue as to just how much black pepper has been packed into this and it’s a lot. The fish is sturdy and carries the hefty punch of chilli and peppercorns well. Alongside this we pick a salad of mustard greens and Chinese sausage, with a fierce dressing of citrus, chilli and peanut. I just love the weird sweet-fake-pork taste of preserved Chinese sausage. Our final dish is a Chinese New Year special (because it’s Chinese New Year this week, duh), some beautifully cubed roast suckling pig belly with golden squares of the scrunchiest crackling on top. It’s dreamy meat, very simple but perfect, just so show how seriously good their cooking chops are here.

I’d say you’d put together a feast here for £25-30 each, before drinks. The drinks are great fun, as you’d expect, though this time we were staying sober and went with their excellent Thai iced tea.

Speedboat Bar

Speedboat Bar

Review: The Flint House, Brighton

Courgette salad

Courgette salad

Ah, Brighton’s Lanes! There’s the North Laine, north of the main street, and the Lanes, between the main street and the seafront. Both of them full-to-the-brim with independent eating and shopping, much of it quirky and left-field, many of them doomed to fail within a year or two, to be replaced by a fresh bunch of folk with brave new ideas. That’s half the fun: if you only visit once a year, you’ll always find a slew of new things to look at that weren’t there before.

The Flint House is fairly new, but it’s by Ben McKellar who has been building the little Gingerman group of restaurants for maybe twenty years now. Flint House is in the heart of the Laines, and it’s a small plate place, with the by-now-familiar influence of Asian ideas and ingredients all over the modern British menu. It’s all bloody good stuff, though.

Ox cheek

Ox cheek

First up, some snacks. Pickled shiitake in a big ball of crisp tempura batter is obviously just filthy goodness, but they’ve got great fry-technique here and there’s nothing oily, the taste is clean, hot from the fryer. The sweetcorn fritters are if anything even better, the batter this time a deep nutty brown with the taste to match, good jalapeno mayo to dip in. But then the smoked anchovies on toast come along and blast these great snacks into last week! Smoked, the anchovies are less fierce than usual but packed with flavour. The green sauce is kinda salsa-verde-ish. The toast is focaccia, lovely springy-crumbly texture and so very good.

Smoky char-grilled mackerel, the skin all crisp and black, does very nicely with a dollop of smooth dark brown spicy pear puree and a bit of celeriac remoulade. We also have a salad of raw courgette ribbons dressed with pine nut, mint, feta and aleppo chillies, a really punchy combination on the cool background of courgette. The block of everso-slow-cooked ox cheek in panko is just about the best thing ever, the meat just so soft and immensely beefy in flavour. It’s on a lake of shiny miso emulsion with a chilli heat that is absolutely packed with sharp umami flavour.

We’ve got no room for pud. This blast of full-flavoured small plates with plenty of punch, sweetness, bitter notes and umami is more than enough. Maybe £35 each before drinks? There’s a good drink list here, full of interesting stuff. Flint House has immediately become one of our go-to places for when we’re next down in Brighton.

Smoked anchovy on toast

Smoked anchovy on toast

Review: Tatale, Southwark

Hummus and plantain

Hummus and plantain

I fondly remember having a meal in the Africa Centre maybe twenty years ago, when it was in a completely different location. It was the first time I tried chicken gizzards (and decided they weren’t very interesting) and there were mice running around on the floor, which deeply concerned some of the diners.

The little Tatale restaurant in the new Africa Centre near Southwark couldn’t be more different. It’s an informal dining room in the atrium of the centre, stone and clay colours and textures. The staff are friendly and helpful. The menu is five fixed courses with an option on dessert and two choices of main.

Peanut and rice

Peanut and rice

First up is a really excellent black bean hummus, warmed with chilli and red palm oil, served with beautifully crisp little plantain chips that are insanely moreish. This is followed by little ackee croquettes. Ackee is a really hard fruit to describe, having a texture when cooked a bit like very firm scrambled egg and a slightly sour-fruity flavour that doesn’t really equate to anything else. Anyway, the croquette is beautifully soft and delicious, sharpened up with scotch bonnet mayo and lemon.

Next is a peanut soup called “Nkatekwnan” with a dumpling of sticky mashed rice coated in sesame seeds in the middle. The soup is warm, earthy, nutty and works very well with a little rice added to the spoon. What I’m really enjoying here is lots of flavours I’m unfamiliar with, but all cooked with skill and balance.

Delicious stew

Delicious stew

We try both mains: the black-eyed bean stew with fermented locust bean and various other good things in it, and the buttermilk fried chicken wings. The stew is full of flavour but, again, I’m really struggling to describe it with familiar equivalents. Hearty, but also tangy and full-flavoured. The whole plantain in the middle is sturdy and barely sweet, a really good eat. The chicken wings are in gorgeously crisp and crunchy batter, not oily at all, and pepped-up with some African chilli peppers in the mix. Nothing refined here, just very tasty. The same is true of the yellow rice that accompanies, a bit buttery and mixed up with sticky little sultanas and lots of crispy fried shallots, it’s just heavenly rice.

We try sharing a cheesecake for pud, a soft and creamy bowl with diced fresh apple and dill creating a really nifty flavour in there. But we’re struggling… hummus, plantain, ackee, panko, rice, peanut, beans, plantain, batter, rice… this is a feast of starches and you will waddle out of here.

For £35 this is a splendid meal and I’m keen to go back. The drink list is small, but they do a good burnt orange negroni and there’s Supermalt on the menu so you can’t go wrong.

Chicken and rice

Chicken and rice