Review: Joia, Battersea

Pan con tomate with a view

Pan con tomate with a view

Joia has one very good thing going for it: huge floor-to-ceiling windows with 15th storey views out over Battersea Power Station and beyond. It’s a light and spacious dining room and it feels lovely to be here.

That said, on arrival we had a similar experience to La Goccia: the lady on the door took us to a table tucked into a corner at the back of the room, straight past three tables-for-two right by those huge windows. We asked whether any of them were available and, gosh, yes they were! So why was your default to pick a crappy table at the back for us? In case someone nicer comes along?

Hotels know how to do this. If you arrive for your reserved room and better ones are still available, chances are you’ll get an upgrade. Because why? Because if you love the experience, you might come back. Hell-ooooo restaurants! If we love the experience, we might come back. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Just give whoever walks in the best table you’ve got left. Can’t go wrong.

Fish stew

Fish stew

Aaaanyway, the view from our new table was lovely. And the service was excellent. And they’ve got some good Portuguese wines on the list. We started with a couple of cocktails, both were excellent (lacto-fermented fig… mmmm!). Here on Sunday, so it was a Sunday lunch menu, Portuguese-style.

To start we got four tapas: padron peppers, roasted aubergine, croquettes and pan con tomate. All were competent and tasty, though a big chunk of soft wholemeal sourdough was a slightly odd complement to the garlicky grated tomatoes. Croquettes were good, with generous bits of salty ham in a gooey cheese. The aubergine has some sweeeet caramelisation. But I’ll be honest, for £55 these felt kinda unexciting as a starter. I’d pick these for a hasty lunch at an anonymous tapas bar in a random Spanish village.

Lamb ribs

Lamb ribs

My main was lamb ribs, and what I got were four very excellent little chops, cooked pink and just a gorgeous texture. Top notch lamb, too. The Madeira gravy was rich, tangy and beautifully shiny. Maureen went for a fish stew, a good mix of seafood in a dark gravy full of earthy, smoky notes. Good, good. To accompany we shared a bowl of pretty ordinary leaf salad and decent patatas bravas. To finish, Maureen had a sliver of Basque cheesecake of a wonderfully creamy and silky consistency, as good as I’ve encountered (even in San Sebastian) while my roast pineapple was just that: slivers of roast pineapple and pineapple puree with a scoop of coconut ice cream.

So… hmm. They’ve got a lovely dining room at Joia, and if you get a window seat you’ll feel very chuffed and probably content with the £55 a head (for Sunday lunch). But purely based on the food, apart from my lamb (splendid) it was all just good, competent, and not very exciting. I need more than that for £55.

That view

That view

Review (again): Paradise, Soho

Paradise

Paradise

I reviewed Paradise a few years ago when we first went and enjoyed our best Sri Lankan meal in London to date. We’ve been back a few times since, whenever we’re longing for punchy whole-hearted spice and cool cocktails. So this isn’t a full review, I just wanted to highlight that they’ve now switched focus to a tasting menu taking a very modern spin on Sri Lankan cooking. It feels like a push to differentiate themselves from the cluster of excellent trad Sri Lankan options now available: Kolamba, Rambutan, Hoppers and probably more I’m not aware of.

And I loved it. Lovely snacks packed full of spice, like the crisp roll of beef tartare with smokey garlicky flavours. Or a crispy caramelised pastry cube filled with a gently chilli custard, topped with a blob of fiercely moreish date and lime chutney. Our next starter was wattalappam – it turns out every culture has an equivalent to the Japanese chawanmushi if you look hard enough. This one infused with crab flavours, topped with fruit and sea buckthorn it was a little sweet for me, but very good.

Courgette and asparagus

Courgette and asparagus

Fish was pollock, in a beautifully rounded and full-flavoured kiri-hodi curry, spiky with mustard seed and enriched with Riesling. Coconut and apple sambol was a great relish. We had actually decided to have one of the meat tasting menu and one of the veg tasting menu, and here on the fish course we actually decided the clever slice of slender asparagus spears set in courgette mousse was even better than the pollock – a truly first class piece of invention, loved it.

The main course was slices of beautiful pink lamb saddle, served with another sterling curry, this time dark and earthy with black garlic. The sheer diversity of curries in Sri Lankan cooking is one of the wonders of the cuisine. The turmeric and saffron dahl was also superb (I freely admit to loving good Sri Lankan dahls over all others). A fierce lunu-miris relish made with rhubarb, some sticky aubergine moju and an almost flaky buttery roti rounded out the service. Dessert was a “mini magnum” of sweet mango sorbet in a white chocolate shell, all good fun and tasty but would have looked and eaten better plated as a normal pud.

This review is, I guess, as much a paean to Sri Lankan cuisine as anything else. If pressed, I might have to name it my favourite cuisine. But Paradise is taking it in modern and exciting directions, and if they keep the price around the £65 per person mark (this menu was less than a month old when we visited) it will be one of the best value tasting menus in London.

Lamb curry

Lamb curry

Review: Mollie’s Diner, Oxford (ish)

Mollie's

Mollie’s

Mollie’s Diner, Oxford” is actually beside the A242 about 20 minutes drive from Oxford. Just in case you thought it was a useful hotel for visiting Oxford! It’s a roadside diner and motel (hotel, really) and we found it very handy for two days of walking along the Thames Path nearby.

As a hotel I think it’s great: pitched one solid step above the main chain hotels in terms of quality, both the facilities and design in the room as well as the common areas and outside space. Lovely courtyard garden. Friendly and helpful staff who gave the vibe of enjoying being part of a team. I’d stay here again, if I ever had another reason to stay half-way between Oxford and Swindon.

Chicken

Chicken

The diner is pretty good too. The menu is full of the things you’d expect and priced pretty keenly, to my eye. The food is pretty good. Maureen had a flatiron chicken, which was very nicely charred, had a good spicy marinade and came with decent coleslaw. My chicken and waffle included some good chunky of panko-breaded buttermilk fried chicken, although the waffles were very simply plain and fluffy and the thinly sliced bacon was pretty average. A side of sweetcorn fritters with chilli aioli and a chunk of lime was well done.

So, a useful place for a bite to eat – US diner style – between Oxford and Swindon, if life takes you that way. And it’s good value for the quality.

Chicken and waffle

Chicken and waffle

Review: The Three Horseshoes, Batcombe

The Three Horseshoes garden view

The Three Horseshoes garden view

When the April rain and cold finally clears away and you get your first really warm, sun-soaked day of the year. Well, it’s nice to sit outside a country pub and enjoy a good meal al fresco. Which is just what we did on the way back from Devon at The Three Horseshoes in the chocolate box village of Batcombe in deepest Somerset. So it’s a bit tricky to review the food while ignoring the pleasant occasion! I shall try.

‘Tis the season, so I had asparagus and sauce gribiche to start. The asparagus was perfect (albeit I prefer it grilled to steamed) and the sauce was a beautifully balanced sharp-creamy-sour combination on top. Easy but good. Maureen went for confit garlic with ricotta on toast. This was a truly lush thing. The garlic cloves were a soft bronze from their sloooow cooking and, spread upon the crunchy charred toast with the soft ricotta curds it was the mellow and funkiest possible experience of garlic.

Confit garlic

Confit garlic

Main courses were also simple but superb. I enjoyed a solid chunk of Hereford fillet steak, beautifully charred and a perfect medium-rare inside. I wasn’t asked how I’d like it cooked, and to be honest I prefer that – why is it, of all dishes, the customer is expected to know better how to a piece of beef than the chef? I’m never asked how crispy I want my potatoes, or how garlicky I’d like my gazpacho. It’s a stupid cultural tradition. Anyway, my steak came with a huge puddle of excellent bearnaise sauce, plenty leftover to dip the very good chips in (though I’d have liked them even more crispy, chef!). Maureen chose a megrim sole, which came with a spiffy herbal butter and cooked just exactly as you’d like it. What can I say? We kept it simple.
Fillet

Fillet

Review: La Goccia, Covent Garden

La Goccia

La Goccia

La Goccia is an Italian restaurant in the same courtyard as the Petersham restaurant and from the same stable. It’s got a glamorous inner dining room with a bar counter, and a lighter outer room off the courtyard. This is where we were led when we arrived, pretty much the first guests of the evening at 5:30pm, and shown to the corner-most little table shoved up against the wall. I’m sure there are reasons, but it always seems mean-spirited to me, to offer the crappiest table to the first guests to arrive. Forcing us to be the ones to say “oh, could we maybe sit there instead?”

So we moved ourselves to the kitchen counter to watch the chefs at work. The menu is chunked into categories; raw, from the oven, from the grill, pasta, etc. We started with an excellent beef tartare, good meat and well prepared, freshened up with a scatter of garden-fresh veg bits that worked a treat with the flavoursome beef.

Fried chicken

Fried chicken

We picked a couple of “signature” dishes (I’m always hopefully these are the dishes the chefs are most proud of, rather than simply the ones with the best margin). First up was Tuscan dough balls, with which you can choose to add two of four additions. We chose culatello (a high grade of well-flavoured serrano ham) and gorgonzola. The dough balls were indeed good, nut brown outside and chewy inside. The meat was truly excellent, from a Haye Farm in Devon, and the gooey mild cheese went very well with the balls. The other signature was their fried chicken: pieces of various size in a good crisp, thin breadcrumb that wasn’t oily at all and a nice deep red colour. Good aioli. And the chicken had been liberally sprinkled with a zesty spice mix of a Middle Eastern flavour. Good flavour, but so heavily shaken over the chicken that it was just too much dry spice after the second piece.

Mackerel

Mackerel

We tried a couple of grilled skewers. Squid and spring onion was okay, though the squid would have benefited from some charring off the grill. King oyster mushroom, also okay but might have liked a bit more char and some kind of glaze maybe? Both skewers were served with deep-fried sage leaves and some dribbles of a mild salsa verde. Finally, we went for a grilled mackerel fillet with Mediterranean salad. This was a pleasant enough dice of tomato and capsicum with herbs, and the mackerel was a good fillet neatly cooked.

Cocktails were decent and we found some very good wines by the glass – it’s a good looking wine list, to my untrained eye. You might spend around £50 each for a meal without drinks, and although there were some decent dishes it’s telling that the dough balls with ham and cheese were my favourite thing. There’s a lot better Italian food around for this price.

Dough balls

Dough balls