Review: Crab House Cafe, Weymouth

Crab House Cafe

Crab House Cafe

I love going to the coast. One of the main reasons I love it is the explosion of shabby-chic seaside shack restaurants that serve up smashing fresh seafood hauled out of the sea nearby. I don’t know who exactly started it and where, but we’ve found them from Pembrokeshire to Kent, Northumberland to Devon and everywhere in between. There’s some really good ones in Dorset and the Shellfish bisque

Shellfish bisque

Because their speciality are the Portland crabs fished within spitting distance of the restaurant, we opted for a bowl of crab bisque to begin. This was gloriously good, distinctly crab and deeply flavoured, but also bright and fragrant with some citrus and a drizzle of fennel oil. Nice saffron aioli too. For a main course Maureen went with huss kebabs, huss being an underused fish that is maybe somewhere between cod and monkfish in texture. It took on the tandoori marinade very well indeed and had been delicately grilled, still soft and translucent to eat. The hummus, giant couscous and bean accompaniment was just a teensy bit much carbs, but all tasty. My main was coley fillet, another underused fish that is perhaps like slightly robust haddock, and mine was cooked perfectly too. I’ve a real bugbear about overcooked fish, so if you like your fish dry and very white inside you shouldn’t take my recommendations. This was the opposite, soft and slightly slippery and just a bit translucent. The pesto and toasted almond flakes accompanied well, as did the mixture of roast Mediterranean veg underneath and the lightly truffle-oiled mushrooms on the side.

Great seafood, maybe about £40 for two courses – so not the cheapest seaside shack, but the quality was great and they’ve got a good drinks list of chilled wines, spritzes and cocktails to swig with it. Worth knowing.

Huss skewers

Huss skewers

Review: The Water House Project, Bethnal Green

The Water House Project

The Water House Project

They do a good thing at The Water House Project, a small touch but it feels generous and indulgent; with each of the wine pairings, they come along after and ask if you’d like a little more of the wine. Don’t mind if I do! Although, of course, it’s daft to overdo it on the wine pairing when the food is (almost) all of the finest.

Having said that, we actually chose the “mixed pairing” which means half the drinks are some well-chosen wines, the other half are interesting botanical drinks that they’ve built from ferments and shrubs to try and capture the same character as some of the wines, but in a non-alcoholic form. These were very good, especially a darkly oak-smoked drink reminiscent of a peaty whiskey, although typically they all tasted a bit sweet and less refreshing than the wine alternative.

Coral custard

Coral custard

The dining room at the WHP is lovely, a beautifully airy space with handsomely smooth wooden furniture and a mixture of rustic and industrial decor. It feels strangely out of place when you discover it after winding your way through the unrefined back streets of Bethnal Green. Service was friendly and professional, and they spend a good bit of time introducing their dishes, drinks and ideas.

The snacks to start included a wonderful sweet tomato broth with fresh peas, nicely glazed slivers of onion and lardo on a little brown crumpet that was a bit too worthy, and a nifty tartlet of skilfully cured trout diced with beetroot and humming with coal oil. There were some lovely starters: diced oyster and cucumber with a bright sorrel granita on top and herb oil to drizzle over. Dreamily creamy custard of scallop corals, covered in a disc of sweet magnolia jelly and topped with brown crab “caviar” pearls. This was a stand-out little dish. Then again, so was the deeply caramelised scallop that came next, served on little ribbons of celeriac also caramelised gently down until they tasted more like little strips of toffee apple.

Smoked haddock porridge

Smoked haddock porridge

One dish did miss the mark. The “cullen skink” of pearl barley, mussels and smoked haddock was overwhelmed by a sauce containing a huge whack of Laphroaig whisky. It’s the peatiest of whiskies and I use it carefully even in bold cocktails, here it was just too much. Pity, as I liked the dish and the smoked haddock slices were beautiful.

The main of hogget was back to excellence and balance, served with an interesting dollop of “black pudding” made with mushrooms, kojis and other non-meat cleverness. Nice piece of hogget, the fatty edge nicely browned and packed with all the flavour. Previously a remove of hogget sausage with leftover bread dumplings in a root veg broth was pleasant but missing something to lift the earthy flavours.

Dessert

Dessert

Feeling stuffed by now, we still loved the dessert, a neat disc of a very beautiful caramelised cream, silky with a texture like a good creme brulee but with a cleaner and richer flavour. Pear dice and pine nuts made for an unusual and delicious pairing underneath. The petit four was a “singing hinnie” which is like a tiny currant-filled welshcake, dotted with lavender flowers and served with cream whipped up with that potent hum of Laphroaig again. Less overwhelming in this context!

At £125 this is a strong tasting menu, with a real sense of its own character. I particularly enjoyed the non-alcoholic pairings, although that said I’m pleased we mixed some wine in. I’d definitely recommend an outing to Bethnal Green and dinner at The Water House Project.

Bethnal Green

Bethnal Green

Review: Sentosa, Bermondsey

Spring rolls

Spring rolls

Way back in 2010, in the middle of our year-long trip around the world, we found ourselves in Singapore for three days. This was a wonderful city, both quite alien in many of it’s habits and customs, but also completely modern and comfortable to be in (okay, except sometimes for the heat on the street!). And one day we sat down to one of the most memorable means of our year-long trip: Singapore black pepper crab! Oh, it was amazing, such a relentlessly, nose-drippingly fiery pepper sauce and such a lot of crab to pick through. Big enough crab that the bits of meat were worthwhile even from the smaller claws.

So we were happy to find Sentosa, newly opened in Bermondsey and providing chilli and black pepper crab as their star menu items, alongside lots of other Singaporean/Malay favourites like laksa and char kuey teow. We’ll have to come back to try them, because today was black pepper crab day!

Roti canai

Roti canai

We did grab starters of crispy veg spring rolls and roti canai (oh, and I can recommend their iced Malay coffee). The spring rolls were moreish and crisp on the outside, very trad, just as I remember them. The roti was as perfectly crisp, flaky and chewy as any other specimen in London and the little bowl of potato curry was gently warm and fragrant, perfect for dipping in though I’d have preferred it a bit thicker. However, since the crab arrives 30 seconds after the starters arrived (why does this keep happening lately?!) the roti was also perfect for spare black pepper sauce!

And their midnight black pepper sauce was also tip-top and just as I remember: the first ferocious hit of pepper makes your nose run and leaves you wondering if you can keep going, then magically it all gets better after that, massively full-flavoured and punchy but very edible and terribly moreish. The sauce was puddled over a magnificent specimen of a crab, properly big enough for two to share, and they’d cracked each claw and leg in advance, the brown meat still clinging to the underside of the carapace. Nevertheless, it took us a solid hour to work our way through everything. Seriously. Whole crab isn’t something you can rush. And whole black-pepper crab is like no other whole crab dish.

Sentosa is a simple restaurant in the back of Bermondsey, it’s not fine dining nor designer-chic, but comfy and friendly. If you share a crab, you’ll end up around £35-40 each for food without drinks, maybe a bit more as even a big crab isn’t a massive meal. I can only have it occasionally – such a faff, but such tasty fun – so I’m actually more keen to hurry back and try some of the other Singaporean classics, which also look very keenly priced!

Black pepper crab

Black pepper crab

Review: Ixchel, Chelsea

Yellowfin tostadas

You’d expect a Mexican restaurant in Chelsea to be a little more stylish than a taqueria in Borough Market. Hey presto, Ixchel appears! With a stunning interior of cool creamy walls covered in artfully lighter rustic niches full of ancient-looking Mayan-stylie terracotta figures and some very grand cacti. The colour palette is graceful and restrained. It’s a lovely place to be, though I’d recommend dining at a table rather than the bar; the rustic wooden stools look okay to perch for a quick cocktail, but not for dinner.

The food was very good too, though rather like the decor it has been refined a few steps away from the pure punch and bravo of Mexican cooking. We started with yellowfin tuna tostadas, a really punchy bite on perfectly crisp tostadas with a lovely honest maize flavour that balances well with the brightly dressed raw fish. Crisp garlic chips scattered freely added a great pugent hum. The other starter, beef tataki, included some generously thick and flavour-packed slices of

Pork tacos

Pork tacos

good fillet, just seared on the edge, artfully platted on a dark lake of very tangy, deep and earthy mole sauce. Highly recommended! Only wanting a light meal, we picked out two tacos: the ensenada, a lovely chunk of lightly battered cod, and the pork rib taco. The long stick of pickled cucumber with the fried fish looked a bit spartan on the plate, but was actually splendid and very moreish – I came close to ordering another round. The scotch bonnet mayo could have been a lot more punchy, though. The pork rib was equally good, with a warm and gentle chilli flavour (that could, again, have been a lot hotter for my taste). Our side dish of crispy potatoes was another moreish one, chunks of properly scrunchy fried potato topped with chipotle mayo and some salsa verde buried beneath.

Mention must be made of the cocktails! We both had mezcal variants, Maureen’s a margarita and mine a negroni, and both were superb. Albeit they pushed the bill up a bit. For food we spent around £35 each, but that was definitely a lighter meal. Still I’m sure £45 each would be a properly full feast. For Chelsea, and for the lovely ambiance, I don’t think that’s bad at all.

Ixchel

Ixchel

Review: Cafe Murano, St James

Asparagus

Asparagus

There’s something about Italian cuisine in London that gives us a specific type of restaurant. Common elements: the dishes are pared back, simple Italian classics, the cooking and produce is high quality, and the prices are even higher. Cafe Murano is one of these, perhaps not surprisingly as it’s from Angela Hartnett’s stable and I also have a long-running experience of bistro-versions-of-famous-fine-dining-restaurants underperforming versus actual original independent bistros.

So what did we have? I started with a spring “vignarola” salad of artichoke, peas and broad beans. It was very much exactly that, lightly dressed in mostly oil with not enough herbs to come through. And the few bits of artichoke were happy with that, being so full-flavoured, but the peas and beans left to their own devices were… well, it was basically like a side-order of peas and beans rather than a scrumptious starter. Maureen had five slender spears of asparagus, simply cooked, with a grating of a powerfully good hard cheese on top. Was nice, but £18 is toppy for five slender spears.

Crab linguine

Crab linguine

My main was the dish of the day; gnocchi with lamb neck ragu. Both elements were knock-out, as I’ve never had gnocchi before that were so light and silken, like munching on big fluffy pillows of gentle potato. And the rich lamb neck, cooked to slippery unctuousness with the tomato enhancing the already deep flavour of the meat, was the perfect pairing. Maureen’s crab linguine was a disappointment by comparison. The crab flavour was detectable through the pasta, but only delicately so, and so it was basically “quite nice” rather than something you’d lean over to your neighbour and insist “go on, you must try this!” Again, for £20 that might be okay, but for £38 it’s frankly disappointing.

You’ll pay £60 for three courses before drinks, and the dining room is soothing and informal, the service attentive and friendly. Maureen’s pannacotta was a very nice specimen of the wobbly dessert, made fresher through the use of buttermilk. My lemon polenta cake was fine, but I make a better one (at least to my tastebuds!). But that’s my problem with this particular breed of Italian restaurant, which has been around London since River Cafe opened its doors. The food is all good, I just can’t make it add up to the bill at the end. Let’s go to Padella or Manteca instead.

Lamb neck gnocchi

Lamb neck gnocchi