Review: The Mash Inn, Radnage

The Mash Inn

The Mash Inn

I had no idea the Chilterns were such proper countryside; only a stone’s throw from London but with proper twisting lanes, bosky woods, hilltop views and bucolic villages. In one of them, Bennett End, is the old red brick Mash Inn, a restaurant with rooms.

We stayed overnight in a garden room with dinner and breakfast in the morning. For £300 the room was very small and even if the soft furnishings are posh I’m going to take exception to a room with no hooks/rails to hang a towel on and no full-length mirror. They also hadn’t turned the heating on before we arrived, so we spent the first hour in our coats while it warmed up.

Okay, okay, you’re much more interested in the food!

Bold use of lobster

Bold use of lobster

They put up a really jolly good tasting menu, and the pub itself is a beautifully cared for old low-beamed place with nooks and crannies and a roaring fire. The most inspired dish was the main course, which came as a sort of Asian-fusion duck feast. Very beautiful roast duck as the centrepiece, with crispy duck skin crackers, exceptionally good sticky rice, powerful zingy kimchi and good relishes.

The rest of the courses included a lot of interesting elements, though I’m not completely sold on all of them. Definitely a think-y kinda meal. Example: we had generous chunks of lobster fried in tempura batter with a soy sauce to dip in. So that’s definitely a bold thing, to use an ingredient like lobster but serve it as humbly as the mixed tempura in your local Japanese. And it worked. But I think it rather elevated tempura more than it elevated lobster. Example: dim sum dumplings filled with chocolate and a caramel dipping sauce. I’d certainly never had this combo before… but I’m still not certain that the chocolate and caramel really loved the glutinous flour dumpling. Tiny crab cornets were exceptionally good, with lots of brown meat filling the cone.

Overall I’d have to say I’ve had more consistently excellent tasting menus than this for £110, so I’m certainly not going to say the Mash Inn is good value (ref: paragraph 2 on the Garden Room!). But it was an enjoyable feast in very lovely surroundings – both the pub and the countryside – so if money isn’t something you watch too closely, then I can recommend it.

Duck feast

Duck feast

Review: Humble Chicken, Soho

Chicken achilles

Chicken achilles

Chicken is really having its day, with fried chicken becoming the hip casual eating option across the realm. I can even see KFC trying to elbow in on the act and fair play to them, they’ve been doing it a lot longer! It can also only be a good thing that chicken is taking over from beef as the meat to eat; it’s got a hugely smaller carbon footprint per calorie.

At Humble Chicken they’re tackling chicken from a different (and healthier angle), bringing classic Japanese yakotori up a notch to a level of chicken-y obsession that can’t help but raise a smile. Did you know that the “achilles” is the lower part of the chicken thigh and a slightly sturdier piece of dark meat than the “inner thigh”? Each of these is skewered and grilled separately with its own thoughtful accompaniment.

Mackerel and smoky tomato jelly

Mackerel and smoky tomato jelly

We opted for the omakase and allowed chef to decide which six skewers to gift us. This meant that we started with breast, a piece of chicken I’d never ordinarily order. Here it was soft, plump and bursting with juices, a gentle blob of minced daikon on top. Very soothing. But… yeah… I’m still never gonna order breast voluntarily! Let’s get on to some charcoal-kissed bits of properly unctuous and flavourful chicken bits!

So we have a parade of wings, thighs, achilles and eventually a sheesh of minced chicken dipped in confit egg yolk and soy. The grilling is all absolutely pin-perfect, the meat just cooked through with nice blackened edges.

I should spare a mention for the starters because they were both top notch. A bite of wobbly perfect tofu underneath a tangy mouthful of kimuchi (think: gentle version of kimchi). Some slivers of shimmering cured mackerel in a pile of smoky tomato and ponzu jelly.

For me this is as good as chicken gets and I’ve instantly added Humble Chicken to my list of handy places in the West End for a brilliant bite to eat. The rest of the list so far is: Kiln, Paradise, Kolamba, Bocca di Lupo, Barrafina. Good company.

Humble Chicken

Humble Chicken

Review: Burnt Orange, Brighton

Stracchiatela on toast

Stracchiatela on toast

Brighton has always been one of my favourite places; colourful, eccentric, full of stuff. But it was only after people began thinking of it as a commuter base for London that the food scene really took off. And now you get little home-grown empires of dining to match pretty much anything in London, like the Salt Room and it’s new shoots the Coal Shed and Burnt Orange.

We stopped in Burnt Orange, the newest one, for Lunch. It’s a splendid room in an otherwise grungy little back road off the seafront. Mixture of bare brick but comfortable chairs and chic fittings; orange and smoke-grey hues predominate, to match the name. It’s a sharing plate menu and we sucked down a couple of very fine cocktails to get started.

Deep-fried pastry cigars stuffed with lamb shoulder made for a nice snack, though nothing too exciting. Mmm… by contrast, spiced dollops of beef tartare atop a perfect stick of crispy fried polenta was absolutely magnificent. It did actually make me do that embarrassing “MmmMMMMmmm!” noise that translates loosely as “ten more of these please!”

Duck skewer

Duck skewer

Another delicious starter was buffalo stracciatella on toast with preserved cherries. This combo of creamy cheese and savoury cherry worked beautifully and I actually found the big chunks of slightly ordinary tomato a bit of a distraction, though I can see why they’re there.

Of course, Burnt Orange is supposed to be about the grill, so our next couple of dishes came off that. Mangalitza pork belly skewers were delish, doused in Middle Eastern spices and paired with a pickled fennel salad. The fennel was a great foil, as alone the pork – though delicious – was very much all fat. Our other skewer was a prime chunk of duck, served up with plum and chicory. The grill-searing on the duck was spot-on and the plum worked well. Baked potatoes under a gooey cheese were a good side, impossible not to nosh. I should call out the smoked chilli harissa served on the side as an excellent relish – I just found it a bit odd because none of the dishes needed any extra sauce or flavouring.

All in all, a lovely lunch in a relaxing setting. You’ll probably spend £30 each for enough food, plus extra if you want pud. I’d go regularly if I ever end up with my dream pied a terre in the middle of Brighton.

Mangalitza pork

Mangalitza pork

Review: P Franco, Hackney

Liver parfait

Liver parfait

Although it is no longer there and I’ve no idea what chef Clive Davies is doing these days, I will always remember the Green Cafe in Ludlow. Some chefs produce deceptively simple food but have such a deft touch at balancing flavours and seasoning that eating it always transports you to a better place. The Green Cafe is one. So is the Parker’s Arms up in Bowland. So is Baker and Graze in Cheltenham. There are surely others.

P Franco is another, lurking in a really uninspiring parade of tatty shops on a busy road at the edge of Hackney. It’s a wine bar that does food and is clearly a beloved local institution; folks perched out on the pavement enjoying a glass of wine along with a pizza from the place next door. We got a slightly more comfy window seat inside and ordered one of everything (pretty much). It’s a very short menu and, I’ll be honest, when I glanced down it I thought “okay… not super exciting… we’ll see.” Needn’t have worried! Refer to my first paragraph.

Beef n shizo

Beef n shizo

They’re assertive about their wine at P Franco. They won’t give you a wine list, they’ll engage you in a conversation about what kind of wine you’re after and then bring back one or two bottles for you to try a sip of before pouring you a glass. Relax into this, I implore you, they won’t let you down. Well… as long as you’re okay with natural wine.

Anyway. Cucumber with tahini dip. Ridiculously simply but wonderfully nutty with lightly salted chunks of cuke to scoop it up with. Next up, tartare wrapped in shizo and mustard leaf. The tartate was beautiful, chopped to the right smoothness and full-flavoured, and the powerful hit of mustard and greenery went great. Plus I love shizo leaf. Duck liver parfait on toast with pickled plum. Almost – so close – nearly as good as the Green Cafe’s duck liver parfait (this is the highest praise in the world) and the sturdy slices of bright orange plum added a great freshness.

Froyo, but good

Froyo, but good

Pause for the star dish. Borlotti beans and squid in a herbal smoked bone marrow broth, watercress on top. This broth was an absolute earthy-smoky extinction level event. Everything changed. Boom. I would drink lakes of this stuff. Lakes.

In the spirit of ordering everything, we got the cheese and the dessert (only one of each on this menu). The cheese was a hefty chunk of Brillat-Savarin that had been kept to perfection, and paired beautifully with the little dish of sweetly deep tomato jam. The pudding was “frozen yogurt with bramble”. See? Sounds… meh. Froyo. But the brambles had loads of chopped up shizo leaf that had picked up the black colour and added a great herbal note, and they’d served the yogurt on a little bed of meringue crushed to powder; the slightly fizzy sweetness elevated the smooth frozen yogurt into a top palate cleansing pud.

As you can tell, I was taken by P Franco. Especially as I think this great display of simple-but-perfect cooking was about £20 per person before drinks. The wines are fairly priced too. Hackney, I envy you.

That bean stew

That bean stew

Review: Bancone, Covent Garden

Crab and gazpacho

Crab and gazpacho

Such a range of top-notch well-priced pasta places in the city these days. Mostly thanks to Padella, who – whether they were the original or not – certainly put the spotlight on the format and spawned the repeats. It works like this: small hand-printed menu, handful of simple starters, handful of simple yet beautifully executed pasta dishes, two desserts, negronis and a small wine list, keenly priced.

Bancone is aiming for a chicker look, but basically the same idea. Hmm. Chicker? Chicer? Chiccer? How the heck do you spell “more chic”?!?

Anyway, it’s nice. My burrata was paired with peas, cucumber and mint, actually a nice marriage and a new one to me. Maureen’s white crab meat salad with watermelon gazpacho was a bit less impressive. The gazpacho was more of a dressing, and as such light on flavour. So it was some white crab meat on a bed of avocado. It was fine.

Burrata n peas

Burrata n peas

My pasta was probably the best dish; rosemary braised rabbit stirred into tagliatelle. The meat was unctuous and the herbal flavour powerful good. Very nice. Maureen’s tagliolini with razor clam, lime and bottarga was an odd one. Sounds good on paper, but the silky buttery sauce rapidly became clammy on the pasta and was all overly rich and creamy for razor clams. Not the greatest pairing.

That said, I don’t want to imply that Bancone was terrible. It was all very edible. Just not as deft and brilliant as some of the other places working this “modern pasta resaurant” schtick. At £28 for three courses before drinks, it’s also pretty sensibly priced.

Razor clam pasta

Razor clam pasta