Review: Bistro Union, Clapham

Bistro Union

Bistro Union

Bistro Union has been on our “oughta visit” list for five years. It’s in that weird zone: 25 minutes walk away, making it feel like a neighbourhood restaurant and thus not worthy of a special trip, yet too far to walk if we just want to pop out for a bite to eat near home. And yet I really do love a good bistro, so I was glad when an excuse finally arose.

From the outside and inside it really is the very type of an early 21st century urban British bistro: muted colours, plain black wooden furnishings, long and narrow dining room. And the menu is a proper call-out of all the bistro classics, from French onion soup through beef bourguignon to crème brulee.

Turbot

Turbot

We snacked on some decent, though hardly decadent, cheese gougères while picking our dishes. I started with chicken liver parfait enriched with foie gras. The foie gras didn’t seem to add much to what was a good chicken liver parfait, nice bit of sticky chutney on the side. Maureen’s French onion soup was thick and satisfying, deep brown and topped with quite an amount of gruyere. For main course I made a beeline for the turbot, a really good sized chunk of snowy purity, cooked just nicely solid, draped in plenty of good hollandaise with simple beans and potato gratin to help sop it all up. This was a pretty blissful bistro dish. Maureen’s beef tartare was merely fine, pepped up with black garlic ketchup, the beef a little soft and unflavourful. Not bad, just not great.

We managed to share a crème brulee flavoured with spruce to finish, a neat touch with the fragrant pine-y scent coming through the cream and burnt sugar nicely. Three courses would be around £55 here and I do think that’s on the high side for the cooking, which was classic and decent but hardly memorable. At a 25 minute walk across the Common, I’m not expecting to be back at Bistro Union any time soon.

Beef tartare

Beef tartare

Review: Wildhive at Callow Hall, Ashbourne

Pre-prandial cocktails!

Pre-prandial cocktails!

It’s very nice to get out of London for a little indulgent break in the bleak midwinter, especially in a lovely old country house perched on a wooded hillside and converted into a luxurious and cosy hotel. You might remember we did the same a couple of years ago at Hampton Manor. This time we were at Callow Hall aka Wildhive on the bottom edge of the Peak District. Of course, it’s less nice when your drive home ends up with a two hour crawl through traffic-clogged wet London streets… but I guess the memory of that will fade quicker than the lovely break.

Unlike Hampton Manor, Wildhive doesn’t seem to be making a big deal out of their restaurant, although judging from both nights we ate it’s clearly known to locals as the nicest place for an evening meal in the Ashbourne area. And judging from the food we enjoyed, they certainly deserve to be widely known. The cooking is classic with some modern British twists, comforting and excellent, exactly the right menu for a luxury break in the English countryside. The dining room is a large space, but made cosy by warm lighting and with huge glass walls looking out onto the meadows.

Beef Wellington

Beef Wellington

First time around we share a starter of “loaded Shetland Black potato skins” which comes topped with some shredded boar and a gooey Welsh rarebit, a splendid roasted chilli on the side; a long green one, mild but flavourful. Then I opt for the beef wellington main. It’s a beautifully made specimen, absolutely melting local fillet, still pink right through, and a thin casing of nicely nut-brown pastry with good duxelles. The red wine jus is glossy and almost the texture of a syrup, insanely rich but just the right side of it. Nice truffle-y mash and a fried side of lion’s mane mushroom; this didn’t add much for me, maybe it was for my health? Maureen’s main was a breast of local pheasant, nicely spice-marinated and still succulent within, though the sticky fig jam was needed to keep it interesting. The leg meat croquette was gamier and very delicious. Huge brick of Shetland Black potato gratin; good, but very large. We didn’t have any room to try puddings!

Fig tarte tatin

Fig tarte tatin

So we tried again the next night. ; ) The venison carpaccio was wonderful, slivers of magical melting meat, sturdy pieces of flavoursome honey-poached pear, and a fine celeriac remoulade that was actually just a carrier for some good truffle oil that set off the venison perfectly. Maureen’s main stuck with venison: three excellent small chops, good char on the outside and pink within, full flavoured, coming with a nice bowlful of a mellow chipotle sauce that was delicious with everything: the venison, the crunchy parmentier potatoes and my tartiflette for that matter! My tartiflette was made with Baron Bigod, a superb English brie, and included turnip as well as the obvious potatoes. Turnip pairs wonderfully with cheese. Oh and that truffle oil showed up in here too! The tartiflette came with a lovely salad of chicory and devilishly deep-fried crutons of crunchy bread. The whole thing, so satisfying.

This time we just had room to share a fig tart tatin, which I don’t think I’ve ever been offered before, but which is a really natural and wonderful pairing; the sticky-rich flavours of the figs doubling down on the caramel stickiness of the apples. The food here would be around £60 for three courses, so it wouldn’t even be a bargain in London. But it was all faultless and delicious, definitely a proper notch above similar meals we’ve had this year. The wine list is short on bargains too, but the glasses we had were all excellent picks. I’d certainly recommend eating at Wildhive if you’re staying here, but it’s a splash-out.

Winter light, Callow Hall

Winter light, Callow Hall

Review: OMA, Borough

OMA

Feels like Middle Eastern cuisine is having a big time in London, and OMA is one of the spots at the forefront of it. It’s taken us over a year to get here since we put it on our bucketlist, as earlier on it was going through that super-hyped phase where booking less than a month in advance is impossible. So what’s it like?

The dining room is in a good spot, with window views over Borough Market. The decor is stripped-back, the furniture is simple but comfortable and there’s a big open kitchen in the middle with a roaring set of coals for the grilling. We were well looked after.

Flatbread and dips make up the first part of the menu. We went for some babaganoush with jerusalem artichoke chips, and some salt cod xo with labneh. The salt cod was a crispy-sticky-umami centrepiece in a big friendly bowl of silky whipped labneh. The babaganoush was as smoky and soft as I’ve ever had, and there’s never anything wrong with jerusalem artichoke chips! Good flatbread, although it suffered in comparison with the stunning bread at Barbary Next Door.

Bread n dips

Bread n dips

Next up, a raw mackerel fillet with the skin scorched black, dressed with a ceviche-like mix of flavours (though they call it a nahm jim and it certainly included fish sauce). The fish was lovely, I’m a fan of raw mackerel, and the char on the skin added a nicely bitter note. We also had a fig salad with creamy-soft galomazithra cheese, almonds and a balsamic dressing. Tasty, though I did wish they’d stretched to more than a single fig for the whole dish.

Anyway, main course! This was a wonderful stone-pot dish, utterly deluxe comfort food. A great big chunk of oxtail on the bone, slow-cooked to fall-apart, then with orzo added at some point to cook in the stock with it. Lots of great bone marrow flavour running through it, this was a very richly beefy experience. Good thing to finish on.

We had a couple of decent glasses of wine, and a touch I quite liked: small-measure cocktails to start, just large enough to whet the appetite. A negroni and a gimlet, both on the light and friendly side. I think you’d probably spend around £40 each here for food, and the quality and diversity in the menu make that about right in my book. It’s got such a great spot in the middle of Borough Market too, you should definitely give OMA a go.

Oxtail and orzo

Oxtail and orzo

Review: Sabor, Mayfair

Sabor

After a couple of false starts, we finally got around to eating at Sabor and I’m very glad we did! Showing up at 12 on a weekday turns out to be just fine now, whereas I think there was more queuing a couple of years back when Sabor was the exciting new kid on the block.

The heart of the place is a long marble kitchen counter, behind which the chefs are busy and the Josper grill is growling and spitting sparks. But in a unique twist, we sit not perched high on bar stools but in perfectly comfortable chairs. Chairs at a kitchen counter, eh? What wizardry is this! And thus, befitting its Michelin star, we can relax into a comfortable two hours of splendid Spanish food and a couple of glasses of good wine.

Kalettes

Kalettes

We start with a piquillo pepper stuffed with goat cheese. Hardly unexpected, except this specimen has been battered in a beautifully crisp tempura shell and drizzled with honey, making it gorgeous to eat; a sweet crunch with the oozing hum of goat cheese beneath. Our second bite is a dish of well-scorched kalettes draped with slivers of papada Iberica – fat from the cured jowl of the pig – scattered with crunchy Jerusalem artichoke crisps, a nice mix of smoky brassica and pork flavours.

Next up, a personal favourite whenever I get the chance, arroz negro. This was as good as I’ve ever had, the rice perfectly al dente and the richly marine flavour of the squid in every mouthful. Three good nuggets of battered monkfish made a great centrepiece, and a bite of that paired with the lush aioli and inky rice was heavenly. Alongside this we picked a salad of tomato and ventresca tuna. Perhaps the time of year, but I didn’t find the tomatoes very good on flavour or texture.

Crab tortilla

Crab tortilla

Dish of the day probably has to go to the tortilla. I had to think hard before ordering such a weird pairing as tortilla with Devon crab and prawn aioli, but it turns out that potato and egg really does pair with everything. Brown crab meat mixed into the middle of the tortilla, cooked perfectly with a firm outside and lusciously oozing interior, was very delicious. But the real taste explosion was the prawn aioli, absolutely snarling with the flavour of roasted prawn shell. All together a really great dish. Last plate up was lamb sweetbread, garnished with crisply fried leaf. The sweetbreads were small and beautifully firm, in an elegant gravy that didn’t overpower them. Very lovely.

Shout out to our shared dessert: goat cheese ice cream with liquorice sauce. The ice cream was unashamedly goaty and beautiful, the sauce was sweetly liquorice and an inspired pairing. We spent about £65 each before drinks, and given that we shared all six dishes I’d say we’ve had many six-course tasting menus that cost more and delivered much less! Sabor instantly becomes a new favourite, albeit for slightly more special occasions.

Arroz negro coming up!

Arroz negro coming up!

Review: The Garden Cafe, Waterloo

The Garden Museum Cafe

The Garden Museum Cafe

When it opened a few years back, the Garden Museum Cafe was voted “Best museum restaurant in the world” – a high accolade. Of course, in part that’s because museums haven’t often been known for their food offerings. The theory certainly always seemed to be: if you’ve got a captive audience, why not milk them with poor food at inflated prices? It feels like one of the minor joys of the last decade-or-so that this has been changing in so many places. Mind you, there’s always more to do: I’ve still never had good food at a zoo!

The Garden Museum Cafe is an airy room with views onto the courtyard garden, a clean and bright “modern canteen” vibe in a pleasing way. It’s all small plates, good for sharing, and the service was friendly and attentive. We started off with a bit of sourdough foccacia, a lovely chewy and springy specimen with a good bit of salt and oil, very moreish. Then ordered just three small plates to be sure of room for dessert!

Salad

Salad

Our first plate was chicken livers and chanterelles on toast, just as earthy and iron-y and richly flavoured as you’d expect, the juices all soaked into the crunchy bit of toast. Next up was a salad of celeriac, raddichio, hazelnuts and pecorino. It was actually billed as a mushroom salad, but the finely sliced raw button mushrooms were a small quantity lost in the more powerful flavours. Still a good salad, plenty of crunch and a muddle of salt-sweet-bitter-nutty flavours. Third dish was Morteau sausage with potato salad. One of those deceptively simple combinations that are a dream to eat; beautifully slices of garlicky and chunky sausage with sturdy potato pieces, all dressed in a light herby shallot dressing, some crisp leaf on top.

Rice pudding

Rice pudding

Pudding was well worth leaving room for. Some silken rice pudding laced with really earthy-smoky blackberry jam and nut-brown almond flakes. And a treacle tart with a splendidly rich treacle flavour but scarcely any sweetness, paired with a dollop of thick clotted cream almost the size of the tart.

Our dinner was about £28 each before drinks, but bear in mind we didn’t have any main courses, only three small plates and pudding. So a light supper, really. It’s still decent value for the quality of the food and the cooking, a genuinely lovely place to know about in this odd spot south of the river. Fifteen minutes walk to the Old Vic, for example.

Morteau sausage

Morteau sausage