Review: The Garden Cafe, Waterloo

The Garden Museum Cafe

The Garden Museum Cafe

When it opened a few years back, the Garden Museum Cafe was voted “Best museum restaurant in the world” – a high accolade. Of course, in part that’s because museums haven’t often been known for their food offerings. The theory certainly always seemed to be: if you’ve got a captive audience, why not milk them with poor food at inflated prices? It feels like one of the minor joys of the last decade-or-so that this has been changing in so many places. Mind you, there’s always more to do: I’ve still never had good food at a zoo!

The Garden Museum Cafe is an airy room with views onto the courtyard garden, a clean and bright “modern canteen” vibe in a pleasing way. It’s all small plates, good for sharing, and the service was friendly and attentive. We started off with a bit of sourdough foccacia, a lovely chewy and springy specimen with a good bit of salt and oil, very moreish. Then ordered just three small plates to be sure of room for dessert!

Salad

Salad

Our first plate was chicken livers and chanterelles on toast, just as earthy and iron-y and richly flavoured as you’d expect, the juices all soaked into the crunchy bit of toast. Next up was a salad of celeriac, raddichio, hazelnuts and pecorino. It was actually billed as a mushroom salad, but the finely sliced raw button mushrooms were a small quantity lost in the more powerful flavours. Still a good salad, plenty of crunch and a muddle of salt-sweet-bitter-nutty flavours. Third dish was Morteau sausage with potato salad. One of those deceptively simple combinations that are a dream to eat; beautifully slices of garlicky and chunky sausage with sturdy potato pieces, all dressed in a light herby shallot dressing, some crisp leaf on top.

Rice pudding

Rice pudding

Pudding was well worth leaving room for. Some silken rice pudding laced with really earthy-smoky blackberry jam and nut-brown almond flakes. And a treacle tart with a splendidly rich treacle flavour but scarcely any sweetness, paired with a dollop of thick clotted cream almost the size of the tart.

Our dinner was about £28 each before drinks, but bear in mind we didn’t have any main courses, only three small plates and pudding. So a light supper, really. It’s still decent value for the quality of the food and the cooking, a genuinely lovely place to know about in this odd spot south of the river. Fifteen minutes walk to the Old Vic, for example.

Morteau sausage

Morteau sausage

Review: The Barbary Next Door, Covent Garden

The Barbary Next Door

Barbary Next Door

Stopping in at The Barbary Next Door for an early dinner pre-theatre, we found a stripped-back little corridor with about eight seats at the kitchen counter and four facing the wall. They’ve not messed around with any kind of design aesthetic, the vibe is just a hole-in-the-wall bar/kitchen that you might find somewhere in the Middle East. Still, comfy stools are a solid start!

We went through a mix of five smaller or larger dishes off the short menu, and a couple of pieces of bread. The bread is actually the secret backbone of a meal at the Barbary Next Door! They serve small, bouncy rolls of impeccably soft bread with some charred bits to the crisp crust and all brushed lightly in salty butter. These are epic rolls. They went beautifully with the warmly spiced carrot dip topped with creamy labneh. They also went beautifully with the gooey plate

Bread and carrot with labneh

Bread and carrot with labneh

of stracchiatella topped with tiny sweet ripe figs and drizzled with anchovy oil and almonds. We also had a beautifully roasted chunk of sea bass with a good dollop of peppy charmoula yogurt to swipe it through, and a pair of powerfully spicy merguez sausage kebabs with chilli and herby dipping sauces.

I enjoyed the bold spice-level of the merguez, but perhaps the meat itself was just a bit dry. Not a problem with the sauces though. The fish was perfectly cooked, though on the small side for a “larger plate”. The cheese and the carrot were both lovely concoctions and, as noted, perfect with the star of the show – the bread. We also enjoyed a top-notch classic negroni and a couple of decent glasses of wine.

A light dinner for two might be £35 each before drinks. I’d call it decent value for the location, and the Barbary Next Door has a good vibe and delicious food. Worth knowing and worth trying.

Stracchiatella

Stracchiatella

Review: Rockfish, Brixham

Rockfish terrace, cloudy eve!

Rockfish terrace, cloudy eve!

There are more than a dozen Rockfish restaurants along the Devon and Dorset coast, a successful little chain by anyone’s standard, and the one at Brixham in Devon was the first and is the place where most of their fish are landed.

The dining room does have a bit of a chain vibe, anonymous rows of identical tables and pre-printed everything, but if it’s warm enough to get a table on the outside terrace then you’ve got a lovely ringside seat to Brixham’s fishing harbour and can gaze out to sea, watching as the brave boats chug away when twilight beckons to go and catch tomorrow’s menu. The fish on offer in the restaurant very much change with the season, and they make this clear by having the team run through what’s on and what’s not to each table, circling the fish and scribbling the market price on your table with a marker pen. It’s a good touch. But how’s the food?

Cuttlefish

Cuttlefish

We both pick some crispy fried cuttlefish to begin, done just as you’d have crispy squid in a Chinese restaurant; fried in the lightest possible batter and having a good bite but not chewy, well seasoned and with a bit of sweet chilli sauce to dip in. Nice enough. Maureen goes with a skate wing in caper butter for main, and it’s an absolute monster. Beautifully cooked with an even brown crust to the skin and tons of juicy meat beneath. I’ve gone for Dover sole and this is also a fine, large fish, big for one person, and dressed very simply in loads of browned butter. The fish is also perfectly cooked, and a whole Dover sole in nut-brown butter is always a treat. The fish comes with bottomless chips, decent specimens with some crispness to them, and we also order a side of samphire. I think this has been fried in butter, which served to over-amp the saltiness but also add an interesting nutty-burnt tang to the veg.

We finish up with a perfectly decent creme brulee. Rockfish is at heart a trad seafood restaurant, cooking all its spankingly fresh seafood very well indeed and not trying to dazzle with flavour pairings or pretty plating. This is probably sensible, it has an awful lot of tourists to feed (one hopes). Three courses is probably around £45 and given the generosity of seafood I think this is a decent price.

Skate wing

Skate wing

Review: The Club House, West Bexington

The Club House

The Club House

Palaver! We decided to stop at Hive Beach Cafe – one of our favourite spots on the coast – for a seafood lunch on the way home from Devon. Then, kablooie, one of the tyres on the car went pop. We ended up in a lay-by off the A35 waiting for the AA man. Who was brilliant, by the way, putting a temporary wheel on the car and phoning around so that we could limp into Bridport and get a new tyre scarcely an hour after the blow-out. Don’t ask why we don’t have our own spare wheel.

Sadly, even the hour meant that lunch service had finished at Hive Beach. But miraculously, their sister restaurant in West Bexington seems to have all-day service! The Club House, as the name implies, is laid out a little more yacht-club chic than the Beach Cafe. This caused us to indulge in a glass of their house bubbly (made down the road at Castlewood in Devon); a really lovely drop of summer fizz, with some nice biscuity notes as well as clean peachy flavours.

Then, both yearning for crab, we both picked their “loaded nachos”. These turned out to be beautiful, big, fried wheat tortilla chips that were sturdy enough to hold up under a mountain of crab meat, white and brown, dressed with a luscious brown-meat sauce along with salsa fresca, creamy guacamole and a hefty squirt of lime juice. The crab was beautiful and fresh, the whole dish perfect for a breezy summer’s day, well worth £17.

So now you know: The Club House is just as good as Hive Beach Cafe, and even keeps slightly more generous hours. Next time you’re on the Dorset coast, eh?

Loaded crab nachos

Loaded crab nachos

Review: Da Mario, Kensington

Da Mario

They’ve been serving Italian food at Da Mario in leafy Kensington for decades and decades. It is exactly what you would expect from an antique London Italian restaurant, from the mish-mash of old furniture to the photos of famous visitors on the walls alongside pictures of glorious bits of the mother country. At Da Mario they get to include Princess Di among their roll of honour. The menu is packed with all the classic pastas, pizzas and extras that you’d expect.

We shared an aubergine parmigiana to start, and it was exactly what you’d want: the decadently herby-oily cheese and tomato flavour with some aubergine hiding in there somewhere. Maureen had the rigatone amatriciana for main, and the tomato sauce had a smoky depth of flavour special to Italian restaurants that I’ve never been able to replicate as a home cook. My rigatone with mushrooms and chunks of parma ham in a cream sauce was also excellent, the ideal bite to the pasta and a warm glow from the nicely balanced sauce. Rich and satisfying.

Wine by the glass was great quality at a ridiculously cheap price for Kensington, clearly knowledgeably sourced through many years of experience. With pastas around £15 and starters around a tenner, two courses for £25 is clearly splendid value pretty much anywhere in the country, let alone here. It’s trad, for sure, but in an area renowned for having nowhere much to eat it’s well worth knowing Da Marios.

Rigatone con fungi

Rigatone con fungi