Review: The Freemasons, Wiswell

Asparagus soup with fondue

Asparagus soup with fondue

Reader, I expected Elizabeth Bennett and Mr Darcy to walk in through the door at any moment. Or perhaps to find them already seated around a table with friends in the Gun Room.

The Freemasons at Wiswell is the most country inn EVER. It’s like a Tardis, with an unimposing plain frontage in a small coaching yard on the outside, and a whole series of upstairs and downstairs rooms on the inside, flagstones, wood-burning stoves, old mounted deer heads, antique furniture, floral displays, the lot. So was I already inclined to be pleased with my lunch? You bet I was.

Luckily it was all excellent. We went for the Spring set menu, although even there it has a generous three options for each course. Lamb fat and rosemary brioche was a lip-smacking bread course to get us going, with good butter and a pea-and-mint spread. My starter was a pearl barley risotto with wild garlic. The barley was perfectly al dente, in a silky emulsion that positively hummed with wild garlic. Tiny crisp matchstick potatoes on top gave good crunch. Maureen’s pea and asparagus soup was a vivid green bowl of delicious thick soup, with what they describe as “cheese fondue” floating on top; a light, tangy, cheesy dollop somewhere close to a mousse that worked wonders with the soup.

Herdwick lamb suet pudding

Herdwick lamb suet pudding

For main I chose the Herdwick lamb suet pudding which made me very happy. Absolutely perfect slow-cooked lamb filling in the very thinnest of suet casings, glazed with gravy. The gravy was a super-power all by itself, as dark as Marmite and intensely sheepish. Underneath was a strong accompaniment of peas and tiny silverskin onions in pea puree.

Maureen’s main of pork belly was another splendid piece of meat, slowly cooked but then given some really strong caramelising on both sides with the final sear. The gravy included smoked almond and wild garlic, a great combination with the pork, and there was a firm slab of crispy polenta to one side under a cloud of parmesan.

We shared a baked sweet cicely custard with strawberry jelly for pudding, a really pleasant creamy custard to make a light ending with fresh strawberries. Both wines by the glass were excellent, especially given the really friendly prices. The set lunch menu was £37 each, and that’s great value. They’ve got a la carte and tasting menus too. I love everything about The Freemasons and I think you will too.

The Freemasons at Wiswell

The Freemasons at Wiswell

Review: The Dog & Gun, Skelton

Bread board

Bread board

The Dog & Gun is a pub with a Michelin star, hiding in a quiet north-east corner of Cumbria a long way from the Wainwright fells. The star is an interesting award, because there’s nothing stuffy or gussied-up about the pub or its food, and no matter what they say on their website I’ve always found there’s a minimum level of fuss needed to score a Michelin star.

So, the Dog & Gun is a cosy and unfussy pub in a quiet village. It’s a £65 menu for three courses, with three options each course. There is a fine bread board to start, with a springy foccacia and a soft brioche covered in onion seed. A dollop of tangy Romesco sauce goes down beautifully with the bread.

Beef and ravioli

Beef and ravioli

My starter is ox cheek bhuna, and it was indeed two plump chunks of ox cheek in a rich tomatoey bhuna gravy. The puffed rice was just a sprinkle on top. The cheek fell apart into silken strands and the bhuna sauce was singing with earthy spices. Single-minded but very good. Maureen’s crab cake had loads of flavour from generous amounts of brown meat, a beautiful crisp coating and a very delicious curried mayo with an unashamedly full flavour.

For main I went with Dexter beef. This was a rare piece of sirloin in thin slices, served with a truffle and egg yolk ravioli. This was a new one on me, and a beautiful piece of vivid yellow pasta filled with a truffle-flavoured potato(?) filling and a whole egg yolk, still oozingly liquid. This was a splendid thing. The peppercorn sauce with the beef had some powerful peppercorns lurking in it which I rather liked to cut the richness. Maureen’s crusted halibut was probably cooked just a bit long, though by no means dry. It sat by a lake of really splendid vermouth cream sauce, so it was handy that it came with a side of crispy triple-cooked chips to dip in it! The crust on the fish was good, the braised leeks had a wonderfully strong allium flavour.

Apricot souffle

Apricot souffle

My apricot souffle hit the spot as a light finish, full of burnt sugar flavours and with an excellent Amaretto ice cream to melt into the middle of it. Maureen’s chocolate millefeuille was absolute heaven. Nutty brown pastry is the perfect foil for a rich chocolate mousse, definitely the kind of chocolate dessert I can get behind.

The menu is £65 before drinks and I guess it’s probably about right for the quality, although at the top end of what I’d pay for pub dining. We enjoyed a couple of good glasses of white and red. I like the Dog & Gun and would return but it hasn’t quite knocked my socks off.

Chocolate millefeuille

Chocolate millefeuille

Review: Kricket, Soho

Kricket

Kricket

Most of Kricket is counter seating, which is great because it’s fun to watch the tandoor in action and the flames occasionally leaping up around the skillets. But! The stools here are properly upholstered and properly comfy, setting Kricket apart from a whole host of other Soho mostly-counter dining options.

Oh, and I want to call out the service too as having been particularly attentive and friendly throughout. We get good service almost everywhere we go (side-rant: we get good service in 99 meals out of 100 and probably eat out that often every year, so I do want to ask all the people who leave bad service reviews online… is it them, or is it really you?) and at Kricket it was notably good. After our first dishes arrived, the manager even paused to check whether we wanted to cancel any of the later dishes now we’d seen the size of what we’d ordered. Thoughtful! But, no… it all looked far too tempting.

Samphire pakoras

Samphire pakoras

How about samphire pakoras for an insanely moreish snack? A big pile of little crispy battered wrigglers, drizzled with tangy tamarind sauce and dipped in a pot of spiffy chilli-garlic mayo. Their bhel puri was also as good as any I’ve had, a great balance of sweet, citric, spice, cream and crunch.

Venison tartare with a warming spice to the meat, scattered with lots of Jerusalem artichoke chips and some splendid black garlic chutney was perhaps the dish of the day. Their house fried chicken was tasty, with a gentle curry leaf mayo to dip it in, but didn’t really knock my socks off. Final dish was a burnt garlic tarka dal, good flavour and texture, and it went very well with the awesome wild garlic kulcha that we ordered as our bread. Lovely and buttery and garlicky.

They’ve got a strong cocktail game at Kricket too, with really clean and distinctive flavours like the fragrant saffron vermouth in my “Reversal” and punchy flavours of chilli rum and mango blended well in Maureen’s “Dark Matter”. You’ll spend £32-ish each for food, and this is instantly among my favourite modern Indian street-food-style cooking in London.

Bhel puri

Bhel puri

Review: Rambutan, Borough Market

Gundu dosas

Gundu dosas

There is plenty of properly spiky Sri Lankan spice at this new place in Borough Market. Rambutan has an open kitchen counter while most of the seating is big tables with big wooden benches to suit 4 to 8 people. Decor is spartan, adding to the street food vibe, and with a big echoey ceiling and music cranked up the atmosphere is definitely buzzing (read: be prepared to shout your conversations).

We loved every bite of the food. The snack of apple and kohlrabi acharu really will blow your socks off. Gundu dosas are light and tasty fried dough balls with a bright green herbal dipping sauce. Jaffna lamb ribs are fun, jam-packed with flavour and warm spicing but pretty fibrous to chew down. For meat I enjoy the black pork curry more, really fiery and earthy, mopped up with roti. Their roti needs a special shout, being so soft and many-layered, like unleavened bread clouds for soaking up curry.

Lamb ribs

Lamb ribs

Red pineapple curry is my favourite, with enough bitter caramelised notes to make it anything but a purely sweet dish, again a very fiery curry with a colour to match. Sticky pongal rice with chicken is the only just-normally-spicy dish on the table, and it’s very satisfying and soothing. Hm. Okay, so I guess the coconut and pandan dal also isn’t too hot. It’s also wonderful, love the coconut flavour in the satisfyingly warming dal.

It might be £25 each for a satisfying meal before drinks. Rambutan is excellent value, and excellent Sri Lankan cooking, but make sure you’re in the mood for a superabundance of spice and a short stop in a noisy dining room with hard wooden seats!

Roti like clouds

Roti like clouds

Review: The Pig’s Head, Clapham

Table at the Pig's

Table at the Pig’s

The Pig’s Head is a great gastropub conversion of a huge old tavern in Clapham Old Town, with a high glass-domed ceiling and plenty of scrubbed wood, dried flowers and jars of preserved and pickled on shelves. They have a strong focus on meat (though their veg dishes are great by my reckoning) and have resolutely stuck to pub-level dining. No fancy plating and tiny blobs, it’s all good portions and big flavours.

On this occasion we’re here for Sunday lunch, so we skip starters in anticipation of a feast. But if it’s on when you’re visiting then I heartily recommend the pig’s head fritter. There are four different sharing roasts, although after briefly contemplating the Tamworth pig’s head (literally, half a pig’s head brought to table to pick apart) we settle for the 35-day aged beef rump.

Roast beef

Roast beef

This is a deeply flavoured, almost gamey, piece of dark purple beef. They’ve roasted it very rare and the taste is beautiful. I’ll admit, texture-wise we do quite a lot of chewing on fibres, so I’m left not quite decided whether the great taste is worth the chew. The rest of the plate is a splendid Sunday lunch. Firm carrots with charred edges, a big and puffy Yorkshire pudding still moist and chewy, properly crunchy beef dripping roasties, cauliflower cheese made with some very mature and tangy cheddar, lots of spring greens, and of course a really splendid dark beef gravy. All good.

We just about have room to share pudding, which is a good thing because I love their rice pudding brulee. It’s exactly as lovely as you’re imagining, with silky-creamy rice pudding topped with slightly bitter caramelised sugar. Forces rhubarb diced on top gives a lovely sweet fragrance.

Sunday lunch with pud was £30 before drinks. The Pig’s Head is a great local, and a cut above most other dining pubs in London.

Rice pudding brulee

Rice pudding brulee