Review: Lao Cafe, Covent Garden

Mushroom curry

Mushroom curry

My only brush with Laos up to now was three nights in Luang Prabang as part of a trip down the Mekong a few years ago. I remember the food as very fiery, strong on herbs, not using coconut milk and fairly distinct from neighbouring countries. I also remember wandering around the market and finding more bizarre and alarming things on sale than any other market I’ve been to. I honestly think I saw a bucket full of live tribbles. So how well does Lao Cafe bring the cuisine of Laos to central London?

Pretty well. The vibe of this small eatery is street food, with stripped back reclaimed furniture and bare industrial details. It’s all about the food and the flavours.

Herby spicy sausage

Herby spicy sausage

We pick a grilled pork neck laab, which is meant to be a salad but there’s honestly not much of anything else with the meat apart from some onion and the gravy. Still, it’s a fierce and delicious plate of pork, sharp and herbal with sweet notes and very nicely grilled.

Our other salad is a papaya salad, similar to Thai som tam but with a heavily fishy anchovy dressing. This did make the salad an unappealing dirty dishwater colour, but flavour-wise it hit all the right notes… maybe just a bit TOO fiercely hot for me. Their method of letting you choose your heat level is quirky: they ask how many chillies you want in the salad. Erm. Kinda depends how hot the chillies are? How big the salad is? I asked for 3 chillies and can report that I wish I’d gone for 1 or 2.

Pork neck laab

Pork neck laab

Anyway, a northern Laos herb sausage off the grill is absolutely bursting with fragrant spices. And the mushroom curry is a fine contrast to all the ferocity. It still has a very full-flavoured broth with some warmth and a lot of intriguing flavours in it, with a good mixture of sturdy fungi soaking in it, and for a couple of quid extra you can try ant eggs sprinkled on top. They aren’t eggs. They look like giant baby white ants. More for novelty and protein than flavour.

Lao Cafe brings a different cuisine to the middle of London, and if you like spice and haven’t tried it then you should definitely go. You can probably spend £28 each before drinks, which is good value. The dishes are a little less accomplished than some of the very best South-East Asian places around, but only a little.

Lao Cafe

Lao Cafe

Review: Ploussard, Clapham Junction

Lamb crumpet

Lamb crumpet

Ploussard is a new small-plates-and-natural-wine joint a few minutes from Clapham Junction at the foot of Northcote Road. This is obviously the classic hipster combination and of course there’s negroni on the menu and lots of natural wood on the walls, while the floor is distressed painted concrete. You get the vibe.

We picked five between two for lunch and it felt like a light lunch. Whipped cod roe was light and citrusy with good black seaweed crackers to scoop it up, nice addition of shards of pickled silverskin onion to add more flavour and texture. Blackened corn-on-the-cob with miso seaweed butter was nicely done, a good amount of blackening and the umami butter balanced the sweetness. Tomato salad with linseeds and oregano leaf felt particularly small… though maybe only because in classic small-plate style, it happened to come out all on its own between other dishes?

Corn and miso butter

Corn and miso butter

Slow roast lamb on crumpet with a topping of anchovy cream and a load of snipped chives was a really good eat. Fully flavoured lamb, soft and delicious, nicely springy crumpet and quite the salty hit from the anchovy. Bit of a signature dish, I reckon. Grilled duck hearts came with pieces of slow-roast Roscoff onions and a whipped puree of the same, along with some sweet hazelnuts. I liked every element of this little dish, but (and it might just be me) I liked them separately and didn’t really understand them together.

Still, altogether very good cooking going on at Ploussard and some nice dishes. Lunch was £26 each before drinks but we could have managed another dish (or two?) no problem. Both glasses of wine we chose were excellent finds, especially the Rhone valley orange wine I tried. I think Ploussard is a good place to have in your neighbourhood, I just can’t quite find a reason to rave about them.

Duck hearts

Duck hearts

Review: Thomas, Cardiff

Perfect mushroom parfait

Perfect mushroom parfait

I’m writing this review a bit late, really. It’s a good couple of weeks since we ate at Thomas – Tom Simmon’s Cardiff restaurant – and I didn’t take notes at the time. But! It was too good a meal not to record, so here are just a few thoughts and recollections…

It’s got a really nice “posh neighbourhood restaurant” vibe, from the decor to the service to the sensible wine list to its position in a suburban parade of shops in a slightly more upmarket-hipster neighbourhood of Cardiff. I’d come here a lot if I lived in the city!

The mushroom parfait sounds like a bit of a signature dish and it’s very worth – absolutely packed with flavour, pungent with black garlic, and in texture and umami really on a level with the very best chicken liver parfait.

Duck main

Duck main

Oooo… but what he really oughta trademark are the potatoes that came with the duck main. Very good duck, by the by, flavours of star anise and carrot. Anyway, the potatoes are like… well, first you make a potato dauphinoise. Then you let it go cold. Then you chop it up into batons and fry them like chips. See? See? You don’t even have to try them to imagine how good they are.

I remember finishing the £75 tasting menu and agreeing that this was easily excellent value and a great place for Cardiff to have at the fine-without-faff end of dining. Michelin ought to be handing them a Bib Gourmand if not a star.

Them potatoes

Them potatoes

Review: Lasdun, Waterloo

Stylish Lasdun dining room

Stylish Lasdun dining room

I’ve seen a couple of reviews of Lasdun that are very pleased to finally discover a better place to eat around the South Bank. I mean, obviously, the area has been a desert of good dining options forever. Unaccountable, given all the entertainment in the area. But based on our meal last week, this feels like a case of “in the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king.”

We picked two starters and two mains. My terrine was pretty decent, soft pork with some pistachios and apricots scattered in it, a dollop of smooth peach puree on the side. Perhaps it should have come with bread? Maureen’s cucumber dish was very simple. The cucumber chunks were just fresh and not even seasoned enough, fairly plain sailing with a dollop of smooth blended ricotta. The bits of preserved lemon and dill oil didn’t add enough punch.

Cucumber starter

Cucumber starter

The mains were no bigger than the starters, which surprised me at £25+ each. Mine was a breaded fillet of gurnard with warm tartare sauce on a bed of nicely cooked chard, a very pleasing plate of food but decidedly small-plate sized. Maureen’s was Caerphilly cheese dumplings (gnocchi really) with girolles. This was a really dainty plate of food, a half dozen of the little gnocchi on it, tasted good but just looked – there’s no other word for it – stingy.

Of course, Lasdun is in the National Theatre and the sizing may be deliberate if most of their guests are going to be eating pre-theatre. But that being the case, the menu is nothing like good value; either £32 for a 2 course set, or £40 if you picked them off the main menu. The food would need to a notch more ambitious to justify the bill. And that’s my conclusion really: it’s perfectly nice food, well cooked, small portions… but maybe in the land of the blind the one-eyed man prices accordingly?

Dumpling start... sorry, main course

Dumpling start… sorry, main course

Review: The Frog, Covent Garden

Stunning snacks

Stunning snacks

For full disclosure: this was my 50th birthday meal, so I was inclined to be pleased. Yes, yes, I know I only look about 30 but it’s true, I’ve been on the planet for 50 years (and writing this blog for 12 of those)! Anyway, it makes The Frog by Adam Handling a tough review to write, because I thought we had an absolutely splendid meal, a good candidate for best this year… and so how much of that is the birthday boy talking?

The photos might help, because the dishes were all absolute stunners with insane attention to detail. We eat with our eyes. Tell me you don’t want to taste these dishes?

Dramatic black hiding cod roe

Dramatic black hiding cod roe

Our meal was in the private dining room below the streets, a lovely chamber done up as a chef’s library and looking onto our own kitchen. So while I think our menu was essentially the same as the main restaurant I can’t really comment on the room or the service. We had warm and friendly service all evening. So let’s talk food…

A whole party of exquisite snacks came out first, including a pea and basil tartlet that must be the prettiest thing I’ve seen on a plate all year. The whipped cod roe under a clever little black charcoal wheel cracker looked astonishing and ate scrumptiously. Best snack for flavour was cured trout with ponzu and fennel, again as a tiny tartlet and a real flavour bomb.

Splendid fish and chips

Splendid fish and chips

The first starter was a classic crab salad, but dressed up beautifully and with a delicate but pronounced smoked cream that carried the whole dish. I’d have liked more brown crab flavour, but I’m splitting hairs. A barbecued scallop came really full of the beautiful caramelised flavours I love but with the centre still tenderly cooked, coated in a gorgeous chilli glaze. Then the fish course arrived as yet another stunning plate, this time seemingly simple. In the centre a snow white piece of cod, cooked as light as a cloud, in a foam that conjured all the flavours of a fish-and-chip supper (except perhaps curry sauce). Hidden underneath, a warm tartare-kinda sauce and batter scraps. Clever but also can-I-have-some-more-please delicious.

Balmoral chicken inverted

Balmoral chicken inverted

Main course was Balmoral chicken, a dish I hadn’t come across before. Normally it is chicken stuffed with haggis, but here the piece of chicken was encased in haggis. The haggis coated with a spicy and herby sort of dukkah which added great pep to the warm offally flavours of the haggis. A dollop of spicy aubergine puree had a really brave level of heat, all warm earthy Indian spices, which complimented the haggis and chicken perfectly. Wonderful dark, shiny gravy pulled it all together. I can’t think of many chicken dishes I’ve ever enjoyed so much.

The meal was polished off with a dark, full-flavoured and elegant chocolate dessert shot through with a powerful miso flavour and balanced with the sweet herby-hay flavour of woodruff. We were walked through a great set of wine pairings by our sommelier Georgina with some interesting new world choices. As I say, I was very inclined to love my special meal, but I’ve eaten enough fine meals to also be sure that this is objectively right up there with the very best. We paid £200 per head for private dining – if you’ve got a special occasion coming up, go for it!

Wave to the tiny crabs! Wave!

Wave to the tiny crabs! Wave!