Review: Muse, Cheltenham

Muse, Cheltenham

Muse, Cheltenham

When we walked in and scoped out the decor, the clientele and the menus I think we both felt reasonably confident that we’d pegged Muse. There’s a kind of up-market provincial brasserie with over-enthusiastic decor and well-dressed middle age punters where the menu is typically brave and full of all the right words (including last year’s food trends) and the execution is far less accomplished than the ambition.

So we were delighted to discover… but no, it was not to be that story. We were bang on the money, and left disappointed and over £100 poorer.

The free amuse was a nicely spiced pakora nugget and a swig of watermelon gazpacho that actually had us thinking we might be heading the right way. But my pissaladiere was a sad affair of nut-brown pastry with not enough confit onion on it and a quartet of overpowering anchovy fillets. Maureen’s samosa chat had a good, spicy samosa at its heart but was then incredibly mean on the sev and bizarrely lacking the yogurt sauce. Thus, twas a dry lump of a thing.

Taking the pissaladiere

Taking the pissaladiere

Maureen picked chalk stream trout and mussels in a moilee sauce. Well, this was a big bit of trout and had been cruelly cooked to fully opaque dryness. The moilee was thin and lacked any kind of punch. Cooking down for an older English audience? Maybe, maybe not. My slow braised duck leg was pretty good, with a nice deep wine gravy and a mixture of peas and salty bacon on the side. I’d been attracted by the hasselback potatoes. Surely the idea of painstakingly cutting lots of slices through the potato is to get more crisp crunchiness? Sadly this was just a potato, that had been sliced a lot. Baby gem lettuce charred on the grill must have seemed a good idea, but here the result was a kinda wilt-y burned thing.

Two courses will be around £30 each before drinks (we didn’t bother looking at desserts). They make a pretty decent cocktail and the wine list is reasonable if not inspiring. But the cooking is just nowhere near the ambition of the menu.

Very well cooked trout and moilee

Very well cooked trout and moilee

Review: The Set, Brighton

The Set, Brighton

The Set, Brighton

The Set is a tasting menu place in Brighton that has somehow escaped my notice for a few years, even though it sets out its stall as “meat, umami and fat driven cooking” which is, frankly, my kind of thing. It was time to rectify this.

They take over a place called Cafe Rust in the evening a few nights every week. It’s a cool looking cafe, with just the kind of stripped-back quirky industrial boho antique chic that Brighton adores. The menu is fourteen courses, all small and balanced so you end up well fed but not stuffed.

And we enjoyed some really good dishes, with plenty of flavour as promised.

Tempura sea bream

Tempura sea bream

Some of the best early bites included a piece of sea bream tempura’d in a crispy and bubbly batter with a drizzle of okonomyaki-style sauce over. Lovely crunch around the full-flavoured nugget of fish. The beef bearnaise was a thin slice of raw ex-dairy cow laid over a little beignet full of warm bearnaise. This was just scrumptious.

Then they do a fun thing with bread, in this case a toasted brioche, where the butter tastes exactly like a McDonalds cheeseburger from your childhood. I think it’s accomplished with beef fat, finely diced gherkin and a bit of processed cheese, but it’s still fun and clever.

The next series of courses covers fish, shellfish, beef and chicken. The cod in lobster bisque was the standout dish: a cloud-like clod of translucent cod set in a lake of dark and massively flavourful bisque. The scallop tikka masala had a lovely gravy but the scallop was a bit overcooked. Oxtail dauphinoise combined both elements into one block of starchy, creamy, oxtail-y goodness and a side dish of tomatoes in bright herb oil was a clever pairing to lift the whole.

Oxtail dauphinoise!

Oxtail dauphinoise!

I need to shout-out the puds as well. Yuzu and chilli sorbet with rhubarb (a bit lost) was one of the great palate cleansers. The main pud was a hot pot of miso-flavoured bitter chocolate, made bravely bitter enough that it was a truly great flavour-packed indulgence rather than an over-sweet plod. Nice clean mango pavlova to finish.

This was a really strong tasting menu for £85 each, I’ve plodded through a lot less interesting and capable for the same price or more. We took the wine pairing but this wasn’t anywhere near as interesting as the menu – I’d pick a bottle if I came back. And I would come back, because The Set is properly inventive and just my kind of cooking.

Very good beef on a bearnaise bomb

Very good beef on a bearnaise bomb

Review: Cinnamon Club, Westminster

Cinnamon Club

Cinnamon Club

The Cinnamon Club certainly feels like the kind of dining room where you may spot a couple of famous faces. Partly it’s the location, in a grand building along one of the film-set roads in Westminster, not far from the heart of government. Partly it’s the restaurant, with its grand dining room and polite, excellent yet unobtrusive service. It’s all very comfortable and the food is splendid. They’ve had plenty of practise: they’ve been here more than 20 years.

We go a la carte. My starter of Anjou squab is a beautiful chewy pink breast, smoked in cloves. There’s a crispy roll of shredded leg meat, equally good and packed full of earthy spices. Two or three bright chutneys and sauces add to the flavours. Maureen’s okra stuffed with peanut and jaggery is a lighter dish, on a puddle of curry yogurt. It’s delicious and a new take on okra for me, though not quite as knock-out as the pigeon.

Squab

Squab

My main of pork belly is another smash. It’s cooked “Koorgi style” and I’ve no idea what that means but perhaps slow-cooked and then pan-fried? The meat is dark and caramelised, deep with more spices than I can identify. There’s a lovely tower of masala mash potatoes with curry leaf flavours and a green mango and chilli sambal to give some brightness. Maureen’s clove-smoked lamb is an excellent piece with a punchy marinade. The sweetcorn yogurt sauce is an interesting accompaniment, good but not brilliant.

We find room for pudding. A black cardamom brulee is just as delicious as I’d hoped, with a silken smooth creme and a good hum of smoky cardamom running through every mouthful. Coconut phirni is a light jelly tower of rich coconut with good flavours of pineapple and lime in the sambal and sorbet that come with it. Very top puds.

This is fine Indian dining, think around £55 per person before drinks for the a la carte (there is a £90 tasting menu). The wine list has a great range and we found two good bottles. For a special treat in lovely surroundings, Cinnamon Club is great, the food a true fine-dining take on unabashed Indian spices.

Koorgi pork

Koorgi pork

Review: The Freemasons, Wiswell

Asparagus soup with fondue

Asparagus soup with fondue

Reader, I expected Elizabeth Bennett and Mr Darcy to walk in through the door at any moment. Or perhaps to find them already seated around a table with friends in the Gun Room.

The Freemasons at Wiswell is the most country inn EVER. It’s like a Tardis, with an unimposing plain frontage in a small coaching yard on the outside, and a whole series of upstairs and downstairs rooms on the inside, flagstones, wood-burning stoves, old mounted deer heads, antique furniture, floral displays, the lot. So was I already inclined to be pleased with my lunch? You bet I was.

Luckily it was all excellent. We went for the Spring set menu, although even there it has a generous three options for each course. Lamb fat and rosemary brioche was a lip-smacking bread course to get us going, with good butter and a pea-and-mint spread. My starter was a pearl barley risotto with wild garlic. The barley was perfectly al dente, in a silky emulsion that positively hummed with wild garlic. Tiny crisp matchstick potatoes on top gave good crunch. Maureen’s pea and asparagus soup was a vivid green bowl of delicious thick soup, with what they describe as “cheese fondue” floating on top; a light, tangy, cheesy dollop somewhere close to a mousse that worked wonders with the soup.

Herdwick lamb suet pudding

Herdwick lamb suet pudding

For main I chose the Herdwick lamb suet pudding which made me very happy. Absolutely perfect slow-cooked lamb filling in the very thinnest of suet casings, glazed with gravy. The gravy was a super-power all by itself, as dark as Marmite and intensely sheepish. Underneath was a strong accompaniment of peas and tiny silverskin onions in pea puree.

Maureen’s main of pork belly was another splendid piece of meat, slowly cooked but then given some really strong caramelising on both sides with the final sear. The gravy included smoked almond and wild garlic, a great combination with the pork, and there was a firm slab of crispy polenta to one side under a cloud of parmesan.

We shared a baked sweet cicely custard with strawberry jelly for pudding, a really pleasant creamy custard to make a light ending with fresh strawberries. Both wines by the glass were excellent, especially given the really friendly prices. The set lunch menu was £37 each, and that’s great value. They’ve got a la carte and tasting menus too. I love everything about The Freemasons and I think you will too.

The Freemasons at Wiswell

The Freemasons at Wiswell

Review: The Dog & Gun, Skelton

Bread board

Bread board

The Dog & Gun is a pub with a Michelin star, hiding in a quiet north-east corner of Cumbria a long way from the Wainwright fells. The star is an interesting award, because there’s nothing stuffy or gussied-up about the pub or its food, and no matter what they say on their website I’ve always found there’s a minimum level of fuss needed to score a Michelin star.

So, the Dog & Gun is a cosy and unfussy pub in a quiet village. It’s a £65 menu for three courses, with three options each course. There is a fine bread board to start, with a springy foccacia and a soft brioche covered in onion seed. A dollop of tangy Romesco sauce goes down beautifully with the bread.

Beef and ravioli

Beef and ravioli

My starter is ox cheek bhuna, and it was indeed two plump chunks of ox cheek in a rich tomatoey bhuna gravy. The puffed rice was just a sprinkle on top. The cheek fell apart into silken strands and the bhuna sauce was singing with earthy spices. Single-minded but very good. Maureen’s crab cake had loads of flavour from generous amounts of brown meat, a beautiful crisp coating and a very delicious curried mayo with an unashamedly full flavour.

For main I went with Dexter beef. This was a rare piece of sirloin in thin slices, served with a truffle and egg yolk ravioli. This was a new one on me, and a beautiful piece of vivid yellow pasta filled with a truffle-flavoured potato(?) filling and a whole egg yolk, still oozingly liquid. This was a splendid thing. The peppercorn sauce with the beef had some powerful peppercorns lurking in it which I rather liked to cut the richness. Maureen’s crusted halibut was probably cooked just a bit long, though by no means dry. It sat by a lake of really splendid vermouth cream sauce, so it was handy that it came with a side of crispy triple-cooked chips to dip in it! The crust on the fish was good, the braised leeks had a wonderfully strong allium flavour.

Apricot souffle

Apricot souffle

My apricot souffle hit the spot as a light finish, full of burnt sugar flavours and with an excellent Amaretto ice cream to melt into the middle of it. Maureen’s chocolate millefeuille was absolute heaven. Nutty brown pastry is the perfect foil for a rich chocolate mousse, definitely the kind of chocolate dessert I can get behind.

The menu is £65 before drinks and I guess it’s probably about right for the quality, although at the top end of what I’d pay for pub dining. We enjoyed a couple of good glasses of white and red. I like the Dog & Gun and would return but it hasn’t quite knocked my socks off.

Chocolate millefeuille

Chocolate millefeuille