Review: The Greene Oak, Windsor

Mackerel

Coming back from a long enough trip abroad (this time, a six week jaunt around northern Spain) gives you the chance to look at what’s back home with a somewhat fresh gaze. At least, if you try hard enough. The English pub really is perhaps the most distinctive piece of our human landscape, very different from a Spanish cafe-bar, a German beer hall or a French brasserie. Obviously pubs come in all shapes and sizes, but if I ask you to close your eyes and picture a country pub, you’ll be picturing something like The Greene Oak: old wooden tables and chairs, a floor of timber or flagstone, probably timber on the walls or above in the form of beams or panelling, windows that look at least a hundred years old, plenty of glass and brass behind the bar or around the room. And I think this particular ambience comes into its own when the nights close in and the leaves turn red and gold on the trees, when you want to get in out of the weather and meet up with family or friends.

The Greene Oak sits at the end of the road headed west out of Windsor, and looks just like any other food-focused pub in the home counties. The menu is broadly traditional, with a few more ambitious ingredients and combinations than usual. I started with a grilled goat cheese salad, a full-flavoured goat with crisp chicory leaves, apple matchsticks and watercress. Easy to like. Maureen’s mackerel fillet was an excellent piece of fish, skin grilled good and crispy, with a few oyster leaves and a “squid bolognaise” which sounded pretty splendid on the menu and was on the plate a nice thick tomatoey sauce/ragu. Worked well with the mackerel but didn’t shout squid to me.

Fish n chips

Fish n chips

Maureen went with the battered hake and triple-cooked chips. They were both perfectly good specimens: the batter on the fish wasn’t oily, the fish inside was great, the chips were crispy and moreish. Their tartare sauce needs calling out as particularly fine, creamy but punchy. My haunch of venison was a dense, full-flavoured piece of meat. Nice char on the surface. Lush bacon and onion gravy. The two savoy cabbage leaves, flat and chewy underneath the haunch, were a strange accompaniment. Maybe they were meant as set dressing? Bambi’s forest glade? The starch alongside was macaroni cheese with shredded nuggets of slow-cooked venison shank through it. I declare it to be a Very Good Thing.

Somehow I had enough room for a pudding, and went for Sticky Toffee Pudding. Haven’t had a STP in years. This wasn’t bad, but the pudding didn’t have enough date-induced stickiness unto itself (if the pudding is dry without the toffee sauce then it’s not a great pudding) and the butterscotch sauce was tasty but without the necessary blackened toffee bitterness to cut the sweet.

You’ll be down £50 each for three courses without drinks, so this isn’t a cheap pub dinner. Quality was good, but there’s a bit of damning-with-faint-praise there. I’m not going to remember this meal in a week, and if I’m looking for a pub dinner around the Windsor area again then I’ll probably be inspired to try somewhere else.

Venison

Venison

Review: Koyal, Surbiton

Pani puri

Koyal is the third branch of the Dastaan empire. Unlike their Leeds restaurant, this time they’ve opened just a couple of miles up the road in Surbiton. It should make a big difference though: Dastaan is on a suburban shopping parade miles from the nearest train station, meaning anyone from central London has quite the trek to get there by train & taxi. Koyal is just five minutes walk from Surbiton station down the line from Waterloo.

The dining room is colourful and simple. I don’t think any slick design company has been drafted in here to “develop an aesthetic”. But it’s a comfortable dining room and service is friendly throughout. The food is more than friendly, unsurprising as it is very familiar from Dastaan – no bad thing, as it’s still the best mid-range Indian cooking I’ve eaten anywhere, by a mile.

Sweet potato chaat

Sweet potato chaat

We start with pani puri, as tradition dictates. They create consistently superb crunchy shells that never leak, the filling is tangy and the sauce is a brightly bitter-herbal kick. Our other starter is a new one, sweet potato chaat. This is brilliant, all the usual ingredients of crunchy sev, cool yogurt and tangy sauce for a classic chaat but based around cubes of sweet potato that are chewy on the inside and crispy outside. All gone very quickly.

For main we went with the muntjac biriyani. A very good biriyani hidden under the dome of brown seed-crusted pastry, plenty of soft, dense, dark muntjac meat amidst the fragrant rice. I have to admit, though, that our friends’ bhangjeera chicken curry was the dish of the evening, a fiery hot gravy with a melange of spices I’m never going to be able to pick apart. Bhangjeera in particular is the highly fragrant perilla seed, roasted and ground as a spice. So now I know.

Dal and other sides

Dal and other sides

Sides of dal maharani with rich black lentils, and spinach cooked down with garlic and mushrooms, were both excellent as usual. Their wholewheat paratha is a wonder, flakey and soft with only a little butteryness, nutty flavoured from the wholewheat. We were given a complimentary pistachio kulfi afterwards; very good pistachio flavour, but for me it was more like hardened condensed milk than an icecream, just not to my taste.

We went with cocktails and then lassis to drink, and their house cocktails really show off their obvious know-how with spices. I recommend black cardamom and vanilla lassi, but perhaps the mango one was even better. You’ll probably pay up to £30 each without drinks for a meal at Koyal, and this is superb value for the sheer quality of everything. The team from Dastaan can roll this menu out right across the country and I’d be very happy!

Muntjac biriyani

Muntjac biriyani

Review: Ukiyo Hand Roll Bar, Covent Garden

Hamachi jalapeno

So I need to foreshadow this review. I love sushi and sashimi, except for one element of it. The thin seaweed sheet used for wrapping rice in various sushi forms. It’s often hard to bite through, and the texture is neither crispy nor yielding. It’s essentially the closest thing to chewing on paper that exists in popular world cuisine. Hence, I prefer nigiri, I’ll enjoy a roll, accept a maki, and I tend to avoid hand-rolls.

But Ukiyo is a specialist in hand-rolls, it’s what they do. And the way my brain works is, I want to like things, so maybe if I try hand-rolls at a specialist that people are currently excited about I’ll discover what I’ve been missing…?

It’s a very glossy glass box of a place, with beautiful light fittings and a single counter around the three sushi chefs. You perch on high stools and in the background they play disco. Not sure why disco. We pick a couple of cocktails from the list, and my smoky mix of mezcal and umeshu is punchy and good, Maureen’s also great. We choose two starters and two of the hand-roll sets, so that would be five hand rolls each.

Seaweed salad

Seaweed salad

The hamachi with jalapeno is a lovely starter, carpaccio-thin slices of perfect fish given just enough kick and capsicum flavour from the thin slice of pepper and the green jalapeno sauce. Very good. The seaweed salad is a vivid little pile of glossy green, sweetened with dressing and a sesame sauce, very oceanic at first bite but kinda moreish and addictive after that.

Then we have our hand-rolls. I don’t know if it’s an accepted part of this format in Japan, but we are handed our rolls at a pace chosen by the chef rather than us. What I mean is, he often handed us the next roll in the set while we’re still finishing the previous. We’re right there, he can literally see us still with half a roll in hand, so I’m guessing that this is how it’s meant to work…? The rhythmic pace without any pause to chat somehow enhancing the degustatory experience…? Anyway, it amused us more than it vexed us.

Hand roll

Hand roll

The hand rolls were nice. My favourite was akami, simply filled with meaty lean bits of tuna all shredded up. There were two or three “spicy X” rolls (e.g. “spicy yellowtail”) which translates as a bit of pleasingly warm chilli mayo added to the diced or shredded fish. The UKIYO Special was the same, salmon and chilli mayo, with shiso leaf added. Some were decorated with tiny green roe. The unagi was good, as I love sticky eel, although you get a more satisfyingly big piece on a nigiri than you do tucked into a hand roll.

My conclusion? I have the impression that Ukiyo is a place of excellence, and certainly the fish was all beautifully treated by skilled chefs (nice to be able to watch them work). But these hand rolls work out at £8 each for three bites and, alas, I still much prefer nigiri sushi. Chew, chew, chew, the seaweed paper is just such a big part of the hand roll. Especially the last mouthful. You’ll spend £55 each before drinks for what is effectively a very light meal. I know sushi is a luxury, but I just don’t find hand rolls luxurious. This is style over substance, for me.

Ukiyo

Ukiyo

Review: Liu Xiaomian, The Jackalope, Marylebone

The kitchen

Needing lunch, we settled on noodles at Liu Xiaomian, which has been cooking in the basement of the Jackalope pub in a quiet Marylebone mews for a few years now. This really isn’t one of the modern, polished, faux-street-food restaurants that have been springing up all over the trendy corners of London recently (most of which I love, to be fair), this is a big kitchen hatch in front of a tiny kitchen in a pub basement with a handful of tables and a simple “order at the counter, collect your bowl when it’s ready” approach. Little notices printed on an office printer explain the heat levels and lay out the terrifically simple menu. Drinks options are a few cans or bottles from China, or the bar upstairs.

We go for one of each: a bowl of the wheat noodles (beef), a bowl of the glass noodles (mince pork), and a bowl of the wonton soup (pork). The spice levels are bombastic. Not the chilli, though. There’s a good glow of chilli in there but a lot less than a hot Thai or Sri Lankan dish. It’s the sichuan peppers and, presumably, some other regional earthy Chinese spices that I don’t know. But the peppers, citrusy and earthy and astringent, they really are numbing – just as it says on the menu.

Wonton soup

Wonton soup

It’s all utterly delicious. The wheat noodles are perfect, nice springy bite to them, although the thick slippery-silky-gelatinous-translucent glass noodles that squirm in your mouth really have to be tried to be believed! Those wontons are surely among the best I’ve ever had too, soft and satiny.

Full disclosure: my digestive system wasn’t too pleased at having to deal with this much spice, and let its feelings be known for an uncomfortable few hours afterwards! I am a delicate flower. Anyway, at £12-14 for a bowl of superb noodles, you should come and enjoy the sheer spiky authenticity yourself.

Glass nooooodles

Glass nooooodles

Review: Bala Baya, Southwark

Bala Baya

So. Bala Baya describes itself as a Middle Eastern restaurant, as do a few review sites that perhaps keep their info updated. But older reviews and articles, that no-one ever updates, call it an Israeli restaurant. It doesn’t take much nouse to realise why they have re-badged themselves “Middle Eastern” as thoroughly as they can! However, it did make us pause and consider whether we should be patronising an Israeli restaurant. Obviously we decided “yes”. Even with a whole heap of research and background-checking it might still be impossible to know how the folks who own & run the place feel about the current Israel-Gaza conflict. They don’t represent the Israeli state, they certainly don’t support it openly (or their restaurant would still be proudly badged “Israeli”) and they really only tangentially support it fiscally in any way, perhaps with some taxes somewhere. It felt like poor form to boycott a place if you don’t even know where they stand. Enough politics… on with the food!

Aubergine and pitta

Aubergine and pitta

They are tucked away under railway arches in Southwark, but have created a light and airy space, modern and sleek but comfortable and relaxed. The staff looked after us very well too. Cocktails gave a good early sign, clear and punchy flavours. We went with two meat dishes and two veg.

The “aubergine mess” that came first was a solid take on babaganoush, dollops of creamy tahini added, and little chunks of lychee in the mix too. This was a charming variation on the usual pomegranate seeds, the sweet rose taste of the lychee obviously fitting very nicely in the Middle Eastern vibe. Two hot pittas were among the best I’ve ever had, nicely browned with a nutty flavour. Next up was a courgette flower stuffed with cheesy polenta and drizzled with harissa’d honey; a nice take on the dish with a bit of pep from the harissa and gutsier flavour from the polenta, but I’ll be honest I prefer it as a light, summery affair of fluffy ricotta.

Courgette flower

Courgette flower

Brisket on “Moroccan doughnut” (to my mind, a small butter-soaked bagel nicely toasted?) was the dish of the day. The meat was perfect juicy fibres, and the glaze and sticky sauce added a mass of pleasantly rich and spicy flavour, along with a vivid yellow tahini cream on top. Kebab dumplings contained very full-flavoured bits of lush lamb marinaded in spices, but the dumpling itself was just okay; neither soft-n-silky nor crispy, it was simply a container for the lamb. The sweet date jus and pine nuts worked well with the meat.

So this was £40 each before drinks. Although done as sharing plates, effectively a starter and a small main each. It was all very nice but – and judging value is so tricky these days, trying to track against the rampant (necessary) inflation of menu prices everywhere – I’m gonna have to say that this was a tad over-priced for what it was. And £12 for the cheapest red wine by the glass doesn’t help. I’m not wanting to hurry back because the food was genius, and I’m not wanting to make it a “useful local” because it’s not great value. But it was a good meal.

Brisket on doughnut

Brisket on doughnut