Review: Pine, Northumberland

Pine

Pine

There’s a strong breed of restaurants now with some shared characteristics and in need of a catchy name. Wish I was good at catchy names. They are emphatic about local sourcing of excellent produce, usually with a strong element of foraging mixed in. They embrace seasonality and delve extensively into ancient, and particularly Japanese, techniques around fermentation, curing and preserving. They are unafraid of powerful flavours, with bitter and pungent notes common. The setting, decor and crockery are always earthen tones, usually modern-yet-rustic. And they are among my favourite places to eat, although there are odd exceptions.

Pine is right in there among them. They don’t have any lemons in the kitchen, because lemons don’t grow naturally in the UK. Local flavours like gooseberry or wood sorrel are used if a citrusy sharpness is needed. You might see this as pretentious, but most creative folk know this: setting yourself some artificial constraints often leads to the very best results.

Scallop and yogurt

Scallop and yogurt

We spend a leisurely four-plus hours finding our way through a fifteen course tasting menu, in a modern space perched incongruously above a rural industrial unit surrounded by fields a stone’s throw from Hadrian’s Wall. Pre-prandial cocktails include pine, gooseberries, lavender, white asparagus and miso (that’s across two drinks, mind!). Then we get stuck in.

I absolutely love their filthy potato dish, smoky puree on top of caramelised shallots, crispy batter scraps and wild garlic capers, drizzled with a reduction of cucumber juice so massively reduced that it’s actually black and almost a glaze. Then really impressed with a highly original scallop dish: the lovely little uncooked scallop laid on top of a blob of silky yogurt laced with jalapeno. White currants scattered around add spiky little bombs of juice.

Barbecued hogget

Barbecued hogget

Their emmer bread is as splendid as any I’ve eaten this year, and the very funky raw cream butter whipped up with some kind of funky miso-type ferment of grain and black garlic is impossible to stop eating. The herb butter alongside is pretty, but doesn’t stand a chance. There’s also a great beetroot dish with little nuggets of gummy max-flavoured beetroot lurking under a lovely richly-flavoured cheese cream. Also barbecued hogget sausage and sweetbread washed down with a saucer of wonderful hogget broth.

The fish is a nice piece of plaice in rich lobster sauce, but the main course is absolutely knock-out. The carefully slow-cooked and multiple-smoked piece of pork loin is easily one of the best pieces of pig I’ve ever eaten. It would be a complex and complete dish with absolutely nothing else on the plate. The two pieces of belly fat have been treated the same way and are even more naughty. There’s a wonderfully funky sauce made with hen-of-the-woods, then a splendid puree as well as a pickled dice of aubergine, and finally topped with an earthy blob of fermented sourdough miso goo. I always love it when the main course turns out to be the best dish of the menu.

Luscious pork

Luscious pork

Their dessert game is also first class and stuffed with invention. A simple plate of delicately treated berries with a scatter of sweetly flavoured herbs, pine granita and a dollop of clotted cream is a great start. The three layers in the next dish – sharp gooseberry foam, funky-hay-sweet woodruff mousse and nutty-earthy chicory crumb – are individually brilliant and work together even better. Lemon verbena meringue tarts with a scorched top leave their bright lemony flavour on the palate for ages after we scoff them. Oh, and lest I forget: the final petit four is a piece of bramley apple dried for three months until it is like sour-sweet toffee and coated in black bitter caramel. Only for the brave, and so good.

So there you go: you must try and get up to Northumbria and visit Pine. They’re absolutely show-casing what you can do with ingredients that grow and live in the UK, and I’m so intrigued to visit in a different season as I expect the menu to be radically different and also aces. It’s currently £160 a head.

Summer fruits

Summer fruits

Review: Solstice, Newcastle-upon-Tyne

A table at Solstice

A table at Solstice

How has it taken me so many years to visit Newcastle? It’s a lovely place. Handsome centre and riverside, lovely revitalised ex-industrial art district, loads of friendly people, lots of good food ‘n drink. Recommended: Deep North for ace doughnuts and coffee. It also has a blindingly good restaurant in Solstice. I’ve meant to visit House of Tides for years and never got around to it (see comment about never visiting Newcastle!), but Kenny Atkinson’s new place is smaller and boasts an even more enticing menu so we came here instead.

It’s a fairly straight-forward dining room, no open kitchen here, the focus is all on the menu and the plates on the table. Something like 14 courses, each one small but perfectly formed. The presentation is wonderful but it’s the clever and unabashed flavour combinations that star.

Smoked eel

Smoked eel

The very first snack, a smoked eel brandade with excellent caviar and a tiny dice of granny smith apple, is nothing new but the nut-brown chicken skin crackers to scoop it out with elevate the dish to truly sleazy pleasure. More big-flavoured snacks include a ball of duck liver parfait encased in a madeira & PX gel and a takoyaki ball, but filled with rich lamb shoulder instead of octopus.

A couple of the very best dishes were seafood. A charming rose made of thinly sliced black radish interleaved with slivers of raw halibut, dressed up with lime, yuzu and sesame oil. A scallop everso delicately cooked in beef fat, topped with a fiery Thai glaze, deeply caramelised – the contrast was great, just an amazing mouthful. The main fish dish was pollock, although both the delicate fish and its accompanying fripperies were overwhelmed by a richly smoky sauce made from Craster kippers. It was a very yummy sauce, so I can’t argue too much!

Radish and halibut

Radish and halibut

The main course might be the star of the show. Very flavour-packed lamb loin, so delicately cooked, served with a beautiful gravy fired through with warm and citrusy Sichuan peppercorns. A baby white turnip was the only accompaniment, stuffed with a peppercorn relish and topped with lovage cream. This little bite was another piece of perfection.

Desserts were strong too. Very much loved the tiny sticky financier with a distinct amaretti flavour, a boozy sabayon and a tart pineapple jelly on top. Best by far was the honey parfait with rye ice cream – the two flavours of honey and rye pair beautifully into a sort of sunny-summer-grass-meadow fantasy. Strong petit four game too, particularly a chocolate with tamarind and chilli notes in the filling.

Lamb main

Lamb main

Re-reading, I’ve somehow done a poor job at emphasising just how smashing every single dish was across this menu. It’s easily my meal of the year so far (and we’re to July already) if that makes things any clearer? The menu at Solstice is £175 currently and it is really strong on invention, strong on flavour, but very elegant in execution and presentation. It’s magic, the service is warm and friendly, very personal and deeply enthusiastic about what they are doing. Go!
Newcastle morning

Newcastle morning

Review: Joia, Battersea

Pan con tomate with a view

Pan con tomate with a view

Joia has one very good thing going for it: huge floor-to-ceiling windows with 15th storey views out over Battersea Power Station and beyond. It’s a light and spacious dining room and it feels lovely to be here.

That said, on arrival we had a similar experience to La Goccia: the lady on the door took us to a table tucked into a corner at the back of the room, straight past three tables-for-two right by those huge windows. We asked whether any of them were available and, gosh, yes they were! So why was your default to pick a crappy table at the back for us? In case someone nicer comes along?

Hotels know how to do this. If you arrive for your reserved room and better ones are still available, chances are you’ll get an upgrade. Because why? Because if you love the experience, you might come back. Hell-ooooo restaurants! If we love the experience, we might come back. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Just give whoever walks in the best table you’ve got left. Can’t go wrong.

Fish stew

Fish stew

Aaaanyway, the view from our new table was lovely. And the service was excellent. And they’ve got some good Portuguese wines on the list. We started with a couple of cocktails, both were excellent (lacto-fermented fig… mmmm!). Here on Sunday, so it was a Sunday lunch menu, Portuguese-style.

To start we got four tapas: padron peppers, roasted aubergine, croquettes and pan con tomate. All were competent and tasty, though a big chunk of soft wholemeal sourdough was a slightly odd complement to the garlicky grated tomatoes. Croquettes were good, with generous bits of salty ham in a gooey cheese. The aubergine has some sweeeet caramelisation. But I’ll be honest, for £55 these felt kinda unexciting as a starter. I’d pick these for a hasty lunch at an anonymous tapas bar in a random Spanish village.

Lamb ribs

Lamb ribs

My main was lamb ribs, and what I got were four very excellent little chops, cooked pink and just a gorgeous texture. Top notch lamb, too. The Madeira gravy was rich, tangy and beautifully shiny. Maureen went for a fish stew, a good mix of seafood in a dark gravy full of earthy, smoky notes. Good, good. To accompany we shared a bowl of pretty ordinary leaf salad and decent patatas bravas. To finish, Maureen had a sliver of Basque cheesecake of a wonderfully creamy and silky consistency, as good as I’ve encountered (even in San Sebastian) while my roast pineapple was just that: slivers of roast pineapple and pineapple puree with a scoop of coconut ice cream.

So… hmm. They’ve got a lovely dining room at Joia, and if you get a window seat you’ll feel very chuffed and probably content with the £55 a head (for Sunday lunch). But purely based on the food, apart from my lamb (splendid) it was all just good, competent, and not very exciting. I need more than that for £55.

That view

That view

Review (again): Paradise, Soho

Paradise

Paradise

I reviewed Paradise a few years ago when we first went and enjoyed our best Sri Lankan meal in London to date. We’ve been back a few times since, whenever we’re longing for punchy whole-hearted spice and cool cocktails. So this isn’t a full review, I just wanted to highlight that they’ve now switched focus to a tasting menu taking a very modern spin on Sri Lankan cooking. It feels like a push to differentiate themselves from the cluster of excellent trad Sri Lankan options now available: Kolamba, Rambutan, Hoppers and probably more I’m not aware of.

And I loved it. Lovely snacks packed full of spice, like the crisp roll of beef tartare with smokey garlicky flavours. Or a crispy caramelised pastry cube filled with a gently chilli custard, topped with a blob of fiercely moreish date and lime chutney. Our next starter was wattalappam – it turns out every culture has an equivalent to the Japanese chawanmushi if you look hard enough. This one infused with crab flavours, topped with fruit and sea buckthorn it was a little sweet for me, but very good.

Courgette and asparagus

Courgette and asparagus

Fish was pollock, in a beautifully rounded and full-flavoured kiri-hodi curry, spiky with mustard seed and enriched with Riesling. Coconut and apple sambol was a great relish. We had actually decided to have one of the meat tasting menu and one of the veg tasting menu, and here on the fish course we actually decided the clever slice of slender asparagus spears set in courgette mousse was even better than the pollock – a truly first class piece of invention, loved it.

The main course was slices of beautiful pink lamb saddle, served with another sterling curry, this time dark and earthy with black garlic. The sheer diversity of curries in Sri Lankan cooking is one of the wonders of the cuisine. The turmeric and saffron dahl was also superb (I freely admit to loving good Sri Lankan dahls over all others). A fierce lunu-miris relish made with rhubarb, some sticky aubergine moju and an almost flaky buttery roti rounded out the service. Dessert was a “mini magnum” of sweet mango sorbet in a white chocolate shell, all good fun and tasty but would have looked and eaten better plated as a normal pud.

This review is, I guess, as much a paean to Sri Lankan cuisine as anything else. If pressed, I might have to name it my favourite cuisine. But Paradise is taking it in modern and exciting directions, and if they keep the price around the £65 per person mark (this menu was less than a month old when we visited) it will be one of the best value tasting menus in London.

Lamb curry

Lamb curry

Review: Mollie’s Diner, Oxford (ish)

Mollie's

Mollie’s

Mollie’s Diner, Oxford” is actually beside the A242 about 20 minutes drive from Oxford. Just in case you thought it was a useful hotel for visiting Oxford! It’s a roadside diner and motel (hotel, really) and we found it very handy for two days of walking along the Thames Path nearby.

As a hotel I think it’s great: pitched one solid step above the main chain hotels in terms of quality, both the facilities and design in the room as well as the common areas and outside space. Lovely courtyard garden. Friendly and helpful staff who gave the vibe of enjoying being part of a team. I’d stay here again, if I ever had another reason to stay half-way between Oxford and Swindon.

Chicken

Chicken

The diner is pretty good too. The menu is full of the things you’d expect and priced pretty keenly, to my eye. The food is pretty good. Maureen had a flatiron chicken, which was very nicely charred, had a good spicy marinade and came with decent coleslaw. My chicken and waffle included some good chunky of panko-breaded buttermilk fried chicken, although the waffles were very simply plain and fluffy and the thinly sliced bacon was pretty average. A side of sweetcorn fritters with chilli aioli and a chunk of lime was well done.

So, a useful place for a bite to eat – US diner style – between Oxford and Swindon, if life takes you that way. And it’s good value for the quality.

Chicken and waffle

Chicken and waffle