Review: Jose, Bermondsey

Jose, tapas bar extraordinaire

Jose, tapas bar extraordinaire

Jose Pizzaro’s unadorned tapas bar in Bermondsey is just perfect. I mean, it really is trying hard to be a little slice of Spain in London, but that’s okay by me. The decor is right, the drink is right, the food is right.

I want you to be in the right frame of mind before you come here. This is a place for a bite to eat. Not a leisurely meal, a romantic date, a grand banquet or a gourmet outing. It’s a place for up to four folks to perch on chairs around a little table or at a bar for an hour or so, drinking some good plonk and devouring a few small plates of good food. Great food. All set?

Happy boquerones

Happy boquerones

Their tortilla is predictably spot-on. It’s still a bit gooey inside, but it’s not a modern cut-and-watch-it-ooze porn-shot tortilla. It’s just a tortilla, superb foil for a glass of cold fino. Pan con tomate. It’s just unbelievable how much joy and flavour there can be from some slightly blackened toast, olive oil, salt, garlic and fresh tomato. On this occasion the house croquetas are spinach and creamy goat cheese, bloody lovely. Octopus a la gallega is just perfect, al dente and not even remotely rubbery, picking up lots of great garlicky paprika flavours. Bean stew with black pudding is excellent too.

Most tapas are between £5 and £10 with a handful of specials a few quid more. £30 each before drinks ought to be a good lunch or supper. Didn’t have the creme catalan this time, but have done before – it’s great.

Pulpo a la gallega

Pulpo a la gallega

Review: Noble Rot, Holborn

Nice bit of eel

Nice bit of eel

This was supposed to be a review of Noble Rot’s new place in Soho. But someone booked the wrong branch. I can’t get huffy. It was our friends who booked, for a long overdue get together, but then COVID went all tier-2 on us and mixed meet-ups were suddenly outlawed. Our friends were lovely as ever and let us keep the table. At the wrong restaurant. Hmf. Okay, tiny bit huffy.

For the record: I’m joking. We’ve only been to Noble Rot in Lambs Conduit St for a glass of wine before, so it was a new place to eat anyway and worth a review. I can confirm the seats are uncomfortably basic, with the slightly raised wooden edge that puts your legs to sleep after an hour or so. Okay for a glass of wine, less so for three courses. The wine choices by the glass were great, as you’d hope.

Maureen started with a slip sole in smoky paprika butter. Lovely little fish, good grunt of flavour in the butter. My starter of smoked eel, boiled egg and celeriac remoulade couldn’t help being delicious; a slice of smoked eel makes everything delicious.

Slip sole

Slip sole

My main was the star of the evening. Beautifully roast pheasant, gamey and the breast was good and squidgy. Plentiful bread sauce for the perfect savoury accompaniment, super-scrunchy roast pots cooked in duck fat, and a dollop of quince jelly just to make the smile on my face even broader.

Maureen’s turbot was excellent too, cooked just translucent and served on a bed of 50/50 butter-to-potato mash, simple braised leek and a creamy white wine sauce. Totally classic and very good, though so insanely rich that her eyes began to bug out with that “this is going to kill me” look over the last mouthfuls. Pear and almond tart with a dollop of sturdy clotted cream was an excellent finisher.

You’re looking at £45 for three courses without drinks. And really that’s the only issue. The cooking at Noble Rot is excellent, it’s straight-forward classics done very well. I just struggle to quite square it into that price bracket.

Handsome turbot

Handsome turbot

Review: Bocca di Lupo, Soho

Start with baccala snax

Start with baccala snax

The latest in my blog series: “But is it still any good?” where I gradually get around to eating out at all the places that were shiny and new in London while I was living out in the provinces!

Bocca di Lupo was pretty exciting when it opened; a trendy dining room down a sleazy Soho backstreet offering regional Italian specialties that you might otherwise need to search down a sleazy Naples backstreet to find. No canneloni, arrabiata, osso bucco or lasagna here. This also isn’t the Cali-Italy cuisine of Alice Waters. It’s not bright and fresh and crisp. It’s earthy, elevated peasant food of warmth and generosity.

Spiced pig head terrine glory

Spiced pig head terrine glory

I loved seeing the regions named on the menu; that little flourish alone helped remove me to Italian holidays and sunnier climates. Handy with October in full swing outside.

We start with two deep-fried chunks of bacalao. The batter is crisp, not oily, and the salty chunks of fish inside are velvety soft and full of flavour. Next there’s a platter of pig’s head terrine with “medieval spicing”. This is wonderful, with a very merry Christmas hum of cloves and orange zest cutting through the soft piggish terrine. The little puff of fried bread and the pickles with it. All yum. We enjoy a simple lamb chop, well grilled. Girolles with lemon and parsley is exactly what it says (though I’ve perhaps had better girolles elsewhere; this dish kinda lives and dies by the quality of the ‘shrooms).

Rigatoni

Rigatoni

Rigatoni con la pigata sounds like a proper Roman oddity; milk-fed calves intestines in a tomato and pecorino sauce. The rigatoni are big sturdy tubes and the sauce is offaly good. We do pick one trad number: aubergine parmigiana. It’s better than I’ve ever had it, absolutely perfect texture, nice hum of bay running through, not over-oily, just absolutely deluxe.

We stick to gelato for pud. My ricotta and wild cherry is excellent, very clean white ice cream and plenty of gooey cherry pieces just a tad bitter. Maureen’s profiterole is filled with pistachio ice cream and chocolate sauce. It’s good, but sadly not as epic as it looks.

The best part, we walk out comfortably stuffed and with a couple of glasses of wine inside us but the bill is still properly under £100 with service. This is just excellent value. Bocca di Lupo becomes an instant favourite of mine, and a target whenever I’m up in the West End and in need of Italian food.

Profiterole

Profiterole

Review: Sollip, London Bridge

Gamtae sandwich

Gamtae sandwich

I eat out a lot. It’s sad but true, I can go to a lovely restaurant and enjoy an eight course £80 tasting menu and some top-notch wine over a whole evening, and a week later I couldn’t tell you more than two of the dishes I had without getting my phone out to look for photos. Couple of weeks after that and I might not be able to remember one. Sometimes the occasion is memorable but not the food. So… is that a bad meal? It certainly wasn’t a memorable meal.

So dinner at Sollip made me very happy. Daikon tarte tatin? Fig leaf creme brulee? Fermented soy bean gougeres? Not only were these dishes eye-catchingly original on the menu, each was beautiful to look at and delivered exactly what it promised.

Daikon tarte tatin

Daikon tarte tatin

The style at Sollip is calming pared-back simplicity. This carries through from the neutral earth decor to the simple handware crockery and the spartan plating. But the flavours of the dishes, though clean and clear, are definitely full of bold colour.

Take the daikon tarte tatin. It turns out that robust brassica notes with a sticky-sweet glaze work incredibly well, especially on top of a thin base of crispy nutty brown pastry. And it also turns out that an elegant smooth cream of potato and chive makes a great relish for this.

And a piece of sturdy white john dory is a powerful enough fish to emerge through a warming pale beef broth and a strong hit of smokey timiz peppercorn. There’s also a tiny little toasted finger sandwich of caerphilly cheese and gamtae, which turns out to be a feathery green seaweed with a strong herbal/salty/umami flavour that works wonders with the slightly melted cheese. Oh and a powerfully spicy beef tartare with a face-warming fizz of Korean chilli mixed through it.

Fig leaf creme brulee

Fig leaf creme brulee

The fig leaf creme brulee, though. Apart from being a beautiful creme brulee, as smooth as silk and just rich enough, this was fundamentally the best fig dish I’ve ever enjoyed. And I love figs. Fig leaf has a tiny bit of a tobacco-y note to it, as well as a slightly herby version of fig flavour. This was crystal clear. And the fig compote at the bottom was sticky and humming with the fresh flavour of good figs. So this is a dish I’m going to remember for years.

I obviously loved Sollip. You’d pay £40 each for three courses and a snack, which is great for the sheer quality of the cuisine. Every dish is spot-on. Fair warning: if you have a hearty appetite, you’ll perhaps leave still a bit peckish. The food is light and the portions delicate. You can always just order more dishes, and I’d certainly recommend that!

Spicy tartare

Spicy tartare

Review: Gymkhana, St James

Aloo chat

Aloo chat

I’ve done it. I’ve reached “jaded” point with British modern Indian cooking. I came out of Gymkhana thinking a few different things: (1) that was pretty good, (2) I am utterly stuffed… am I actually waddling? and (3) does aloo chat really belong on a £85 tasting menu?

Not only aloo chat. We also had a fine dining taking on a pao bhaji. And I get it, for sure. Ten years ago hardly anyone in the UK was aware of Indian street food classics. And it’s cute as well; sometimes you’ll find a fine dining tasting menu with “fish and chips” or “wagyu beef burger” on it and you’ll get a beautiful plate with an inventive deconstruct/reconstruct of some British street food classic.

Grouse samosa

Grouse samosa

But mostly these modern fine dining Indian restaurants are just serving up a somewhat refined version of the Indian original. And I’ve had plenty of aloo chat now. Gymkhana’s one is fine, and somewhat refined, but no more flavourful than an actual street one for all that. Likewise the pao bhaji. If you’re ever in Cardiff, make sure you hit up 3Bs Cafe for lunch or supper and try theirs.

There were some lovely dishes on this menu. The grouse samosa with a bright pepper relish was a delicious first bite – one of those “just give me ten of these on a plate!” dishes. And the partridge pepper fry was a lovely number with a pain/pleasure peppery heat that grew with every bite. Came with a perfect flaky and buttery paratha. A saffron flavoured falooda was also delish (though at this point we really were struggling to find room!). And a big shout-out to their masala chai, which was exactly as sweet & spicy as I’d like.

Masala chai

Masala chai

The main course biryanis were fine. The mushroom one had very good flavour. The muntjac one was a nice biryani, with a tasty pastry topping, but lacking the amazing frangrant noseful of spices you expect when the top comes off a great one.

I’m thinking that an a la carte three course curry at Gymkhana would be a very good evening out. But for me there’s not enough wow in the tasting menu to warrant £80. It’s time to move on from gussied-up aloo chat. Indian street food is easy to find in the UK now, and that’s a very good thing, but it does mean the fine dining gang need to up their game.

Biryani time

Biryani time