Review: Le Gabriel, Bordeaux

Look, this is just getting ridiculous. Here’s a general request to all the fine dining restaurants I’ve tried in France over the last couple of years: pop out, buy one of the delicious little gateaux from any of the fine patisseries within a few yards of your restaurant, pop it on plate and present it to me for dessert. Seriously, in the last four Michelin-starred restaurants I’ve been to in France I haven’t had one dessert to match a nice bit of patisserie. Le Gabriel turns out to be no different.

Le Gabriel is the “old standard” of Bordelaise fine dining; it’s been there for years on one side of the grandiose La Bourse square, bistro beneath and bastion of white linen above. Old guard it may be, but the menu boasts that innovation is one of their hallmarks, so is the food still relevant?

We didn’t really love our dining room; it was a side room with only two tables, the other being occupied by an octet of septegenarian American cruise ship passengers. Except for the vividly twee chandelier the decor was starched and uninteresting, and the service was pretty starched too. Not cold, just exceedingly professional. If the Americans were here to “experience French haute cuisine” then they must have been delighted.

Pre-starter of asparagus foam on a pea puree was seasonal and tasty, though it was rich rather than bright and fresh. This set us up nicely for the obligatory foie gras dish (it’s so ubiquitous on French fine dining menus that they might as well formalise it as “The Foie Gras Course” in the same way you’d have “The Fish Course”). This was a flippin’ excellent specimen, though. The shard of smoked black tea caramel on top was super, so was the smoked duck mousse beneath and the base of wild mushroom duxelles. Nice foie gras in the middle. Final starter was extremely dramatic: a sea urchin, hollowed out, filled with a sea urchin risotto and topped with vanilla foam.

Two fish courses followed. A pungent piece of red mullet paired with asparagus, would have been better balanced with more of the sharp sorrel pesto that came as a single pathetic dot. The langoustine tail was underdone for my taste; I like it cooked almost opaque and meaty rather than gelatinous in the middle. Vivacious and colourful accompaniment of grapefruit, carrot and peas though.

The main course was an absolute star. Veal sweetbread, beautifully cooked, and accompanied by a bitter coffee sauce. The bitterness was balanced by a variety of sweetcorn things; a rich veloute, a polenta chip, popcorn, fried polenta cubes and some fine dice of baby corn. Definitely one of those never-had-this-combination-before dishes, and a great one at that.

We squeezed in some well kept cheese, and then a bright and zippy pre-dessert. But dessert itself was a disaster. Chocolate and carrot sounds like a brave combination. The carrot and cumin sorbet on top was great, and the thin tempered chocolate cylinder was beautiful and crisp. But inside there was essentially some barf. Some kind of mild milk chocolate mousse with some carrot creme and a fine dice of raw carrot. Essentially, barf. It’s not often that all four diners leave some pudding on the plate. Which is a shame as the rest of the meal was delicious.

So: some truly great cooking, one terrible dish, some innovative combinations that worked very well, somewhat starchy surroundings. The menu was E120 per person, and really that’s a bit too much for the food we enjoyed. But then again, maybe I’m just bitter about the pudding?

Review: The Parkers Arms, Forest of Bowland

There are Jospers, Inkas and Big Green Eggs sprouting all over the restaurant kitchens of Great Britain, and of course the food on our plates is all the better for that kiss of char and smoke. It’s easy to think of it as a new thing, something brought over from the barbecue cultures of the US or Australia. It’s only when you enjoy a beautifully grilled steak in an atmospheric and quintessentially pubby pub like The Parkers Arms up in the wild Forest of Bowland that you realise, of course, this is what food always used to taste like. Okay, maybe not so damn good, but go back beyond a century and fundamentally everything was baked, roasted, boiled and grilled directly over wood fire and coals. Mmmmmm.

The Forest of Bowland is an utterly unspoiled area of fell country tucked between the Lancashire coast and the Yorkshire Dales. This is terrifically convenient, because everyone goes to visit those far more famous fells and Bowland is left to quiet, wild splendor. The Parkers Arms has an enviable position in the middle of all this, overlooking the River Hodder from the village of Newton-in-Bowland. The pub is a beaut, a big welcoming room with a roaring fire and plenty of room at the bar. Plus a few tables for dinner! The local beer is good and there’s a decent little wine list with three of each colour by the glass.

I never have soup to start, but we’d been driving past drifts of wild garlic all day, so the wild garlic and potato soup was too good to pass up. I was smitten with the bread alone, a lovely strong chunk with a good crust and a smokiness from being warmed on the grill. The soup was a perfect balance; not creamy, not austere, very garlicky. Maureen’s mussels and spatzle in seafood broth was delicious, strongly shellfishy and not too creamy either. And not a single duff mussel.

For mains I had the 28 day skirt steak, a favourite of mine already but this piece was just wonderful and cooked to perfection. Traditional accompaniments – big grilled tomatoes and mushroom, fat onion rings, triple-cooked chips (good triple-cooked chips) and a heap of refreshing watercress. All kinda dressing really, the steak was the thing. Maureen hit on a game pie, drawn to the hand-raised hot water crust pastry. I’m not pastry chef enough to know what that even means, but in practice it was a beautifully crisp, sturdy, tasty yet not heavy pastry around a superb game and pork filling with a really strong herby flavour. The dish worried me on arrival; pie, chips, veg, no sign of any gravy. Uh-oh, no gravy. Y’know, I would dearly love to know how they make a meat pie filling so delicious and moist that it needs absolutely no gravy. Best pie ever.

I squeezed in a wet nelly before leaving. It’s a traditional Lancashire pudding, what do you think I meant? Something like a treacle tart, but absolutely packed with dried fruit and citrus peel, the citrus present enough to cut some of the richness out. It fit the location perfectly. I do love the occasional pub meal where I feel like I might have slipped backwards a couple of centuries. Alas, the car waiting outside always gives it away. Next time I visit the Forest of Bowland I’ll be back to the Parker’s Arms like a shot.

Review: Loves, Birmingham

I’m still trying to fall in love with Birmingham. Okay, I know where to find a decent coffee and a bite of lunch. I’ve also found a couple of (yes, two!) independent shops that I like. The Custard Factory is trying hard to be a bubbling little bohemian hotspot for artists and media types, it’s just that all the unrented spaces there have the depressing feel of missing teeth. The Jewellery Quarter seems pretty sparse in terms of interest, so I hope the few places that are there are as good as folks say. Brindley Place, just like the city centre, is simply big chain heaven. The couple of indie places there will hate me for saying that.

Just beyond Brindley Place, tucked in an entirely residential area where you’d never expect to go looking, is Loves Restaurant. It’s got a smart modern dining room with a big window for the canalside view. I should qualify that “view”: a small paved square with a strip of brown water running through it, surrounded by 1990’s apartment blocks and adorned with two Canada geese (that our waitress helpfully explained could not be eaten because they are apparently “the Queen’s ducks”). As I say, it’s an unlikely spot to go looking for fine food.

There are good looking tasting menus, but we went for a 3 course lunch. My starter of pressed venison with pickled cauliflower and tiny onion bhajis was an original, and the flavours balanced well. But after a couple of mouthfuls the cold, moist texture of the shredded venison began to bother me. Maureen scored a coddled egg swimming in jerusalem artichoke soup, which nobody can possible dislike. Good egg, good soup, good.

Continuing the tale of two sittings, I had an issue with my main course of fish. The lemongrass cream and the herbed quinoa were both very good, lovely in fact. But the fish was a strong piece of coley, and moreover its skin was blackened to a very bitter crispiness. So the subtle pleasantry of the cream and quinoa were lost, lost, lost when tried with the fish. I enjoyed them with the mashed potato instead. Maureen, meanwhile, has some beautifully sweet and sticky pigs cheek with a lovely anise-y flavour, crumbled black pudding and a bit of crispy-coated pig tail to go with. This was a pretty plate, with a lovely glossy jus, and tasted great too.

So I suppose it’s no surprise that I liked Maureen’s pud better too. A really sticky white chocolate ganache went very well with a fragrant and smooth mango sorbet and a really scrunchy shard of chocolate caramel. Never gonna complain about that. My choice was lemon drizzle cake with a raspberry and basil sorbet, and really those rasps needed a load more sugar. The cake was pretty good, which I guess is damning with faint praise.

I think that for £30 Maureen got a good lunch, whereas although nothing of mine was actively horrid I wouldn’t have wanted to pay so much. I think I want to go back some time and try the tasting menu. There were some lovely touches – I haven’t mentioned the “aromatic tomatoes” that accompanied my fish, which were little aromatic hits of genius – so I do need to find out whether today was just me picking unlucky from a short lunch menu.

Review: Story, Tooley Street


Customer: “That was a really good tasting menu. X and Y were particularly brilliant. I must admit though, we all thought the four desserts were a bit repetitive, all basically ice cream. One dish with a pastry element or a bit of cake might have been good…”

Waiter: “To be honest sir, you’d never get anything like pastry or cake on a menu like this. I’ve never seen it in all the restaurants I’ve worked in…”

Customer: “Oh, silly me, we must be simple country folk who never eat out and haven’t enjoyed cake and pastry elements in tasting menus right across the UK and around the world. D’oh, I’ll just shut up now shall I?”

Okay, I didn’t say the last part, because after all we had just enjoyed a very good meal, but I certainly thought it. It really doesn’t do a waiter any good to tell the customers that their feedback is basically crap and unwanted, even if that’s how he feels. It certainly was a bum epilogue to what had been rather a good Story up until that point. D’you see what I did there?

Story sits on its own in a smart little wood and glass building at the Tower Bridge end of Tooley Street. The interior is darkly modern with some fun gothic elements in the wall art, the raven perched overhead and the collection of books across the room. It’s good, ‘cos I love books. There’s some vague idea of the menu as a narrative, but really it’s just food that makes you come over all Dickensian. What else could you do, faced with a dish of “potato, turnip and coal”?

This is a proper ol’ many-course tasting menu full of invention and intention. Seven canapes showed up in quick succession, including a delicious bite of some of the nicest black pudding with not-quite-enough apple puree on top, rabbit fingers (like fish fingers, but rabbit and topped with spiffy bergamot-pickled carrot and tarragon cream), startling faux-Oreos (squid ink biscuits sandwiching a smoked eel puree) and many more.

Next I got to be smug, because I had spotted that the candle on our table was burning faster than it ought to, and sure enough the “wax” puddling in the candle holder was actually beef dripping. The bread was good and grainy, and with a vinegary tongue and jelly relish to balance the dripping this was perhaps my favourite bread course ever. ‘Cos it was fun, as well as tasty.

We then sailed through some magical starters, including a disc of foie gras with a brilliant bitter brulee topping and a bright pear relish, slivers of scallop and the aforementioned dish of potato, turnip and coal. This turned out to be some very cheesy mashed potato with rich butter hiding a puddle of coal oil (alas, more drama than taste) and gifted with two tiny turnips. I love tiny turnips. Neat dish.

The main course was a toothsome piece of beef with a bitter watercress puree and groovy whole grains, the whole dish very salty; only forgivable because on a menu like this the main course is half-a-dozen bites anyway and the salt cut through the bitter cress.

So to the puddings. The “palate cleanser” has taught me what rapeseed oil ice cream tastes like; it tastes like licking a barnyard. Don’t get me wrong, I loved every novel and challenging taste this evening (and the jerusalem artichoke ice cream was yet to come!), I’m just reporting for your interest that rapeseed oil ice cream is one taste I won’t be seeking out again. The next dish, of dill sorbet and almond ice cream, was absolutely smashing. Then there was a milk ice cream with textures of milk. Then the jerusalem artichoke ice cream with pear, another new dessert experience for me that I’m glad I’ve had but won’t be scanning menus for in future. And you see my point about the repetitive desserts?

Where did we get to? I enjoyed the heck out of Story, the chef here is clearly loving the challenge of both pulling together a menu with a real sense of theme and focus, but also making sure that he innovates and experiments at the same time, and I’m more than happy to go along for the ride. It’s a bumpy ride over one or two dishes, but then I said exactly the same about Noma; y’know, best restaurant in the world two years running Noma. Innovation is tough. The ten course menu is £80 and I think that’s about right for the effort and technique on display. There’s no a la carte; it’s 6 or 10 course tasting. The wine list is on the steep side; we had to roam into the £50 range to pick bottles we actually fancied. If you like food you can talk about, give it a go.

Review: Fish Kitchen, Port Isaac

Nathan Outlaw’s second outpost in Cornwall is the nifty little Fish Kitchen in nifty little Port Isaac. This dinky little fishing port crouches at the bottom of seriously big cliffs and is vested with far more restaurants than the local population could ever need. Actually, I’m not sure how much of a local population there is; there are signs to suggest that every single twee little slate-roofed fisherman’s cottage has been a holiday let for many years.

So, the Fish Kitchen. It’s all scrubbed tables and bright, casual seaside vibe within the small dining room. The staff are friendly, explaining the concept of the menu for those who can’t work out what “small plates” might mean, and asking which was your favourite dish at the end.

Well, the salt cod in red pepper sauce was my favourite dish; a beautiful little medallion of home-salted fish just briefly seared on the grill. The sauce wasn’t exactly bursting with capsicum, but the fish sold it to me. I’m a sucker for salt cod. Crispy battered ling with wasabi mayo and a pickle salad was great, likewise the beauty of a smoked haddock scotch egg. I didn’t quite get the queenie scallops in hazelnut and coriander pesto; the coriander flavour was completely cooked out and wrong for hazelnuts anyway, and the grainy texture didn’t favour the dainty little scallops. More positively, there was a great gratin of fennel and parmesan, the fennel taste really punchy. We devoured a moorish plate of shoestring potatoes too.

And if you can restrain yourself on the small plates (that’s seven we shared) you have room for pud. Which was worthwhile, as Maureen enjoyed a gooey and delicious rice pudding that was bang-on for texture, while I ravened my way through a very tasty piece of grilled pineapple with cream cheese and lime ice cream. Zing!

All this sounds pretty damn good, and it was. The sticky bit is the bill, which not including the 4 glasses of very drinkable house white came to £75 for the two of us. Not astronomical, but pushing the bounds for a light meal in a Cornish fishing village. We were staying for four nights in Port Isaac, and I would love to have eaten at The Fish Kitchen every night. My wallet just refused.