Review: The Wellington Arms, Hampshire

Last Christmas we took a break from festivities entirely. In the middle of travelling around the world for a year, we found ourselves in Cambodia and in the town of Siam Reap. Essentially a tourist service centre for the astonishing ruins of Angkor Wat. And there wasn’t the tiniest hint or mention of Christmas anywhere. Not at our hotel, not at the temples, not even in the gift shops and eateries of the town. There was just one opportunistic restaurant that had planted a pair of scantily clad Santa-ellas outside the door to tempt in tourists who were hankering for something seasonal. We steered well clear.

We had tried to escape from Christmas a few years ago, to the Caribbean. Yet in spite of the pina coladas and beach weather, we still managed to get a full turkey lunch on Christmas Day. And last year, once we left Cambodia for Thailand we were forced to endure a horrendous New Year’s Eve gala dinner at the only hotel we could find a room in Krabi. So hurrah for Cambodia, one place where you truly can escape from Christmas if you want to.

Returning to the bosom of the family this year, it turns out that we have a new Christmas tradition; going out on Christmas Eve for dinner at the Wellington Arms, a pub just fifteen minutes from my brother’s house in the wilds of Hampshire. More accurately, between Basingstoke and Reading. This was only my second visit to “The Welly”, but I recalled enjoying the first one greatly and was looking forward to it.

The Wellington is absolutely charming, inside and out. It certainly isn’t a pub. My rule is: if the only place for a drinker to be is propped up at the bar, then it’s a restaurant. Gastropub. Whatever. I was talking of charm. It’s a tiny place, furnished in such quintessentially country pub style that you feel you could walk out of the door into The Shire and tip your hat to Bilbo Baggins. Before we went I was alarmed to hear that they had been “doing an extension” – this so often means a soulless add-on that greedily doubles capacity at the expense of atmosphere. Needn’t have worried; the extension adds a whopping three tables and already looks like it has been there a hundred years.

Other reviewers have already remarked on the basket of hens eggs and the hand-knitted tea cosies offered for sale on the bar, so I won’t. But I do have to echo others in saying that a huge part of the Wellington’s charm is Simon, who looks after front-of-house and is clearly absolutely in love with his establishment. Along with his friendly young team he welcomes and cares for his guests very well indeed. Oh, and his mum knits the cosies.

Now of course I should turn to Jason, Simon’s partner in the kitchen, and our Christmas Eve dinner. The menu is entirely in keeping with the zeitgeist: classic pub dining, all very well executed. Yes, I know I can’t use zeitgeist in reference to a restaurant. Bah humbug. My duck liver parfait was creamy and rich, with a distinctive flavour of port coming through that usually gets lost. Seasoning seemed light, but then Maureen found all the pepper at the bottom of hers. Lovely toast with it. Further praise was heard around the table for twice-baked cheddar souffles and the smoked salmon with tangy horseradish and roasted fennel salad.

My venison pot pie was splendid and comforting, the venison still fibrous but falling to pieces, the root vegetable and gravy a deep, satisfying mush. All topped with a big glossy cap of golden brown puffy pastry. It arrived at the table somewhere near the temperature of an active volcano – luckily the steam provided a warning. Maureen’s posh cottage pie also arrived at near volcanic heat, but although tasty there wasn’t much to justify the label “posh” except for some of the meat being finely chopped rather than minced. Sides of chips and sprouts were good, but the peas deserve a special mention: served plain and slightly crushed, they were sweeter and more flavourful than any other peas I can remember. One of those little “how did they manage that?” dishes.

Pudding was bravely attempted following some belt-loosening. I had a lemon posset covered in sweet blueberries, and I cannot think of anything else in this world more deserving of the adjective “luscious”. Perfect marriage of lemony sharpness and creamy richness. The rest of the table were on the sticky toffee pudding. Now, there is an easy test for a sticky toffee pudding. Scrape the toffee sauce and cream aside and try some of the pudding on its own. If the actual pudding is tasty and moist enough that you could enjoy the whole thing with no sauce or cream, it’s a good sticky toffee pudding. The Wellington do a great sticky toffee pudding. Almost black, with good bitter notes, and remaining moist but surprisingly light. Quite important this, as the toffee sauce lake is generous and jolly rich.

Three courses without drinks works out around £25 a head – remarkable for food this good. I must admit to envying my brother. I can’t think of a more idyllic venue to welcome in the holidays in earnest, but I could also get used to popping into “The Welly” every other week for a convivial feast at any season.

Excuse the duff photos – the light was too cosy and I was too busy enjoying myself!

Mulled chocolate and orange marshmallows

I like joining in on round-ups, it means I have to invent something new now and again. Especially for We Should Cocoa, the chocolate round-up because I don’t normally cook or make anything with chocolate. My interaction with chocolate is typically: (1) buy chocolate, (2) put it down somewhere visible and pass it several times to show willpower, (3) eat chocolate.

In honour of the miserable weather, the Christmas season, and the crappy cups of hot chocolate that we usually get when ordered at a cafe, I have created Mulled Chocolate. And in honour of the delicious homemade raspberry marshmallows our friend Vanessa gave us recently, I’ve added orange marshmallows to the chocolate.

Because this seemed lightweight for a recipe, I’ve also baked some chocolate and orange cookies, to be enjoyed with the hot chocolate or whenever. Merry Christmas!

Mulled chocolate (2 mugs)

2 mugs of milk
100g Montezuma’s drinking chocolate
½ cinnamon stick
2 cardamom pods, cracked
2 star anise
1 piece ginger in syrup
1 tiny piece of nutmeg
1 dessert spoon rum

Put the milk in a pan, add all the spices and rum, then heat to a simmer before taking it off the heat and allowing everything to infuse for 10-15 minutes. Now strain out the whole spices, return to the heat, then add the chocolate. Bring it to a simmer again and whisk lightly for a few minutes until the chocolate is thoroughly melted in. The whisking is important: your chocolate will be glossier and more delicious.

Of course you don’t have to use Montezuma’s finest. It’s a 54% chocolate, so you can use a stronger dark chocolate if you want your drink really gnarly, or a milkier chocolate if you like it milky. And of course the rum is entirely optional; if you don’t want any booze in, it still tastes great. Alternatively if you want a really wicked treat then double the rum! Finally, we don’t like our chocolate milky and so I actually used 50/50 milk and water instead of the traditional all-milk drink.

Orange marshmallows (loads!)

To get an orange flavour, I took the peel of 2 oranges (make sure you don’t get any white pith) and added it to the juice of one of them. Then I simmered this down until I had about 50ml of juice after straining the peel out. I added a tablespoon of orange-flavoured spirit (Triple Sec or Grand Marnier). I then used this marshmallow recipe but when adding the bloomed gelatine sheets to the sugar I added this juice instead of the water the gelatine had soaked in. At the whisking-into-egg-whites stage I added a small teaspoon of orange blossom essence and a half-teaspoon of red and yellow food colouring, instead of vanilla essence.

Choc and orange cookies (12 or so)
So many recipes on the internet, I didn’t know where to start. But then I spotted this one, and the use of nutty brown butter seemed different and very promising. Thanks to Delicious Days for this recipe. I used only two-thirds of the amounts, because there’s only two of us after all, so I’ve laid out the recipe in full here:

100g butter
70g dark chocolate
30g candied orange peel
50g dark Muscovado sugar
50g soft brown sugar
30 g granulated sugar
1 large egg
150 g plain flour
½ tsp baking soda
Maldon sea salt
  1. Melt the butter in a small pan and cook it slowly over a medium heat. You want it to brown and give off a nutty smell, but be careful as it burns easily and will then be bitter and rubbish. Pour into a small bowl as soon as it’s right, so it doesn’t continue cooking in the pan.
  2. Leave the butter to cool for 30 minutes, meanwhile chop the chocolate and peel into little pieces
  3. Preheat the oven to 175C and line two baking sheets with baking paper.
  4. Beat the sugars and egg in a bowl for several minutes until creamy and most of the sugar has dissolved.
  5. Pour in the butter (leave any dark dregs in the bottom) and beat for a couple more minutes.
  6. Sift in the flour, baking soda and a pinch of salt, then mix into a dough. Add the chocolate and orange peel, mix to distribute them. Don’t over-mix here.
  7. Scoop dollops of dough onto the baking sheets, leaving space to spread between each. Sprinkle a few salt crystals over each one and stick them in the oven for 12-15 minutes. They will be very soft when you take them out, but become a little firmer once they cool. Should still be chewy in the middle though!

Enjoy!

Review: Galoupet, Knightsbridge

It was eye-bitingly cold up in town today, with fierce gusts hustling the shopping crowds along the streets. Something of a relief then to get out of the night air and into Galoupet. Not much of a relief, though, as the décor of this restaurant-cum-vintner is tastefully cold. The dining room is small, but rather than feeling intimate and special it just feels… small. I think if you were a svelte Knightsbridge shopaholic you might feel at home.

I can’t fault the service. The chaps were very suave in their businesslike suits and attended to us perfectly throughout. We were briefly baffled by the shortness of the wine list (this is a vintner, right?) then entertained by the opportunity to get up en masse and trot to the Enomatic machines by the front door where we could read a description of each wine and take our pick. Short though the list was, all those we tried were very good.

The dining concept at Galoupet is to treat the dishes on the menu as sharing plates, akin to tapas. Choose perhaps three dishes each, our waiter recommended, and they will come for you to share. So that’s what we did, adding one or two sides until it was suggested that we had plenty.

And so we received a progression of dishes ranging from delicious to slightly disappointing. I like smoked eel, and I like Jerusalem artichoke, but I expected something more than a few bits of each tossed together with startlingly bitter leaves and a mustard dressing.

There was a paradox of cephalopods. On the one hand we had octopus cooked to soft perfection, with just a little bite, accompanied by a stimulating purée of fennel and kohlrabi salad. On the other hand we had squid in rubbery chunks, served with slippery black pasta in an underwhelming coconut broth. With some green veg added as an apparent afterthought, since it was wholly unrelated in texture or taste to the rest of the dish. Why would you cook tricky octopus so well and then flounder on the squid?

White crab came served on hollowed chunks of cucumber. Very dinner party. I’m surprised to find myself saying this, but the flavour of cucumber totally overwhelmed the crab. There was definitely plenty in this meal to keep us talking, and lest I’m sounding too critical there was a lovely piece of stone bass served on a beetroot risotto shot through with orange. Also beautiful chunks of slow-roast pork belly, although the tamarind and sesame sauce was disappointingly un-punchy. There was a splendid bit of onglet with crispy polenta, venison set on a gorgeously deep beetroot purée, and decidedly Persian lamb scoring high for the strong tang of cardamom but points deducted for unwanted grisly bits.

In general we found most dishes to be light on seasoning and strong in greenery. At this heavy and indulgent time of year, not at all a bad thing. I think Galoupet is probably cooking for the fashion-conscious habitués of Knightsbridge, who need to fit neatly into their size 0 dresses. Keeping it a bit healthy is fine. My real frustration is with the “sharing plates” thing.

I don’t think the concept works here, nor is it necessary. These creations are too involved, with too many elements, to be successful sharing plates. They are losing their potential by being dumped in a bowl and plonked in the middle of the table to share a spoonful each. Perhaps our problem was in being a table of four? We ordered three dishes each, and they brought them out in order – lighter dishes first, then fish, then meat. So we could have had the makings of a perfectly good three course meal. So… why not?

For this location, for this level of quality, Galoupet is pretty good value. Three dishes and a dessert comes to around £35. But while some things were hits, others were misses, and it’s probably not a place I’ll be popping back to soon.

The Chilli Pickle at Christmas

Photos from The Chilli Pickle in Brighton, because there weren’t enough good ones to go with my review of the place.

The goose momos were absolute perfection, packed with seasonally spiced goose and served with a stunning redcurrant sauce. Truly ‘Indian Christmas’.


The curried venison was also superb, but what really sent this dish into orbit was that innocuous little naan down there. It was stuffed with an incredibly thin but tangy layer of dates.

This is something I’ve never come across. Hidden under that colourful sauce is a ring doughnut, of all things! It’s called a vada, and the sauce was tangy and uplifting as well as bright.

Nothing better at the end of an Indian meal than a proper cup of chai. Hugged in the hands, in the approved method for bearing hot drinks to the lips during winter. ; )

Rabbit ragù

My cooking comes from all sorts of places. In descending order of pleased-with-myself: (1) very occasionally I just invent something new, from nothing; (2) sometimes I eat something good at a restaurant, and then try to make something like it at home; (3) quite often I decide what I want to make, look up a bunch of recipes on the internet, and pick out what seem like the best bits from a few of them and combine; (4) I will also just use a recipe verbatim from one of the four or five cookbooks that are my bibles; (5) now and again I get inspired by some cheerfully gushy celeb chef on the telly and make one of theirs.

This rabbit thing is sort-of one of those. Jammy Oliver was cheekily and cheerfully cooking up a 12-hour rabbit ragù in an old tin can on a campfire in a wet field in rural Wales. Don’t ask me why. But the

butchers in Ludlow are awash with cheap (and already skinned + jointed!) rabbits right now, so I thought “yes, we’ll have some of that.”

I looked up the recipe on-line and hit a minor snag, in that a couple of the commenters on his site were reporting that their results were a bit sloppy and flavourless. My first thought was: wow, this only aired two days ago, did they rush straight out after the programme in the hopes of running over a rabbit in order to be the first to try Jammy’s latest recipe? My second thought was: maybe there are recipes out there for a rabbit ragù that don’t include the gimmick of cooking the whole thing for 12 hours in one big pot, whole unpeeled onions and all? I found a Huge Fearnley-Whittingstall and just set about tweaking it.

Which brings me to this, a rabbit ragù that had a jolly rich and flavoursome taste, a nice oily feel in the mouth and would probably be about right for six portions. Pukka. Nice one. Indeed, luvvly.

Rabbit ragù

1 rabbit, jointed
4 rashers smoked streaky, diced
1 large onion, roughly chopped
1 carrot, roughly chopped
1 turnip, roughly chopped
1 stick celery, roughly chopped
3 cloves garlic, finely chopped
2 bay leaves
1 tsp peppercorns
3 star anise
2 tins chopped tomatoes
2 tsp dried thyme
1 glass dry vermouth (or white wine)
olive oil
  1. Put some oil in a big saucepan and brown the rabbit pieces
  2. Now saute the bacon, onion, celery, turnip and carrot in the same pan
  3. Pop the rabbit back in, add the bay leaves, peppercorns and star anise, cover with just enough water and then put the lid on and simmer for as long as possible – 4 hours is good, 2 hours okay
  4. Get some olive oil in another pan, stick in the garlic for a few seconds and then the tomatoes and thyme. Leave this to simmer uncovered on a very low heat for 30-40 minutes
  5. Back to the rabbit! Strain the stock, chucking out the veg (actually I put the turnip in with the tomatoes) but keeping the rabbit and bacon
  6. Put the stock back on the heat, add the vermouth, and leave this to reduce down to somewhere below half a pint
  7. Pick the rabbit off the bones, shredding it as you do so. Dump the shredded rabbit and bacon into the tomato sauce, pour in the reduced stock, and season to taste
  8. Start the pasta now, and leave the ragù simmering and combining flavours for the time it takes to cook the pasta. Job done!

For those of a nervous disposition, no bunnies were harmed in the making of… ah, who am I kidding. Anyone who is squeamish about eating rabbit but who will eat fluffy, gamboling baa-lambs is frankly bonkers.